
I think this dude has officially ruined me for all gumball machines. And I don’t mean that in the sense that he is the best gumball machine. I mean it in the sense that I will never again ever want gum out of a gumball machine for as long as I live.
Thanks to the alert and astute mockdocker who sent this to me like WEEKS ago. I’m just now finding a whole bunch of emails I never read!

Gotta give him kudos for creativity! (That, and the awesome bikini wax.)
What happens if you open the metal door thingy to get a gum?
PurpleAnn… I was just thinking the same thing! ROFLMAO!
Pris… do you really wanna know? LOL!
I could kinda go for some gum right now…
momma always told me not to take candy from strange men lol
Where, oh where does keep his phone?
You reach in expecting bubble gum but instead you get nuts.
I know I asked for it… curiosity killed the Pris
I’m just glad goldfish weren’t involved.