I know it’s mean, but you guys, Tori Spelling is DESPERATELY unattractive. And I’m not even just talking about her anorexia. The hair on her enormous head looks like it was styled with saliva. Or perhaps the same product used in There’s Something About Mary.
lol ive always found her strange looking. like shes related to carnie wilson…
of your two hair theories, I think it must be the former, as surely no guy would get close enough to that wretched creature for her to collect any of the other “product”…
But then, she did somehow manage to become impregnated, and she says that she got her husband to do the following:
(from snarkygossip.com) Apparently, Tori Spelling asked husband Dean to shave her mysterious lady parts while she was pregnant, because she couldn’t see what was going on down there. Here’s what she had to say:
“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”
I wonder how many times she had to threaten to cut off his allowance before he’d do it??
She could have shaved using the mirror she mentioned he used to show her, but with morning sickness already involved every time she looked at the scraggly old bush she would just puke all over herself.
Dean obviously has a much stronger stomach.
That phone is bigger than she is! What is it, one of those old “phones in a bag?”
I still say whatever she is, she’s the offspring of Mr. Ed and someone with a sick sense of humor.
Dang, Mikey! Now I have that horrible image burned into my brain. Barf!
she looks like a bobble head version of herself.
jesus mikey. thanks for THAT. lol what people do behind closed doors is their own business, no one needs to KNOW about that. what about that did she think people could benefit from knowing? so sick. so gross to even talk about it. her poor man. and childrens!
She’s another one who would be pumping gas or working at the plaid panntry if not for her daddy giving her a “job”