Jessica Simpson Has Bloody Feet

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Right?  Her feet are bloody?  Because there is no other explanation for whatever it is that’s going on in her footular area, except bloodiness.

She’s got that dancing face on.  You know the one.  The one where you’re trying to bust a move and make a sexy face, and you THINK you look provocative and all sultrificated, but in reality, you look like a bloated pop-turned-country-singer with bloody feet.

Not a good look.

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15 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Has Bloody Feet”


  1. 1 PorcelaineDiva

    Look at the guitarist’s arm/foot areas. It seems it is just unfortunate lighting, but nothing could distract from that far more unfortunate abdominal area front and center! It looks like she’s incubating another furry four-legged friend.

  2. 2 Lyonella

    Very flattering shot….and the vest is so slimming.

  3. 3 Johnny C

    Is it just me or does she look pregnant?

  4. 4 meganyorebberry

    Yeaaa I think its a shadow..she does kinda look preggo there haha!
    She should try to avoid ever making that position in the future.

  5. 5 Little Eye

    She went grape stomping at a vinter’s before she went onstage.

  6. 6 Mikey

    PD: Are you saying that Jessica is “about to foal”….?

    It’s only a matter of time before Jessica and Brooke Hogan meet in Wrestlemania.

  7. 7 Mrs. F

    OMG that chick has some gorgeous calves.

    I am not really a fan of calling Jessica Simpson fat, because I don’t really think she is fat. I think she wears some unfortunate outfits. Mom jeans? Make everyone look fat.

    That being said, either this is a horrible position that she is standing in, or the way her vest angles off her shirt, or the lighting, or just that fact that we can see her belly at all; she looks like her tummy is rounding out as if she were pregnant. Just sayin’.

  8. 8 jessy

    at least she doesnt have a double chin those are gross :/

  9. 9 Buckeye Bob

    Still out making trailer parks proud everywhere.

  10. 10 Punky

    Where is this girl’s image specialist? They should be fired! I think she has the same image person Kelly Clarkson has.

  11. 11 PurpleAnn

    I’m struck by how uncomfortable those shoes look. They are too small for her feet. Her toes are jammed through the ‘peep-toe’ part at the front. Her toes are actually curling up at the ends! Ouch! Her feet probably are bloody.

  12. 12 elizabeth.

    Venture to say that her tummy may be a little photoshopped…

  13. 13 PorcelaineDiva

    You got it Mikey!

  14. 14 tep1031

    Unless she is really hoping for a part in The Dukes of Hazzard II she should give up the Daisy Dukes.

  15. 15 ME

    I like the photoshop idea because the shadows on her stomach area look blurred compared to other shadows elsewhere. Either way, not a flattering pose. But I concur to say she is not fat by any means. Everyone has seen fat and she isn’t it. Pregnant on the other hand…

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