The Mock Dock

15 Responses to “Mariah Carey Is Not A Fan Of Bras”

1. 1 Mikey
   May 22, 2009 at 11:27 am

   It’s a driving suit. Can’t you see the headlights?

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2. 2 Oliva J. Snarkypants
   May 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

   It’s both. It’s for a club/gym.

   Bras are highly overrated for women over 40. At least that’s what she obviously heard.

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3. 3 Buckeye Bob
   May 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm

   She’s trying to make waves
   But only getting a ripple
   Because nobody these days
   Wants to see an old nipple.

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4. 4 Jake
   May 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm

   Oh my goodness people, she was about to board a plane for a 10+ hour flight to Turkey. I think she looks darn good for getting on a plane that long. AND she didn’t fly private. She flies British Airways now, it’s her favorite. If I were flying 10 hours to Turkey, you best believe I be putting on my sweats.

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5. 5 Jake
   May 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm

   And she’s 39, not in her 40s.

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6. 6 Mockarena
   May 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

   Wait – so flying 10+ hours automatically justifies going braless? I had not heard that.

   That could have come in handy for my Australia trip back in 2001. Hell – that trip was like 21 hours – maybe I could have just gone naked.

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7. 7 rosie too
   May 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm

   Hey, this could be Back to School Night here in S. Florida.

   (BTW, she may be 39 but the twins can’t be more than 5)

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8. 8 Benoit from Ottawa
   May 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm

   Jake, Jake, Jake: 39 years old puts her in her 40th year… And we ain’t even counting Japanes-style (they have them be born at one, which is closer to the truth).

   B.B. and Mikey, kudos!

   I gotta say I agree with B.B., especially as to when they’ve previously serviced kids. The nips, you know.

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9. 9 Christine
   May 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm

   She’s gonna have to cover up the twins in Turkey or face getting stoned.

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10. 10 meganyore
    May 22, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    heehee mickey and Bob. its official then. im not going to be wearing panties on my next flight. if anyone gives me a hard time, they can take it up with MC. its its good enough for her, its good enough for me.

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11. 11 Hatchetwoman
    May 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I just flew ten hours last Monday, and I wore regular slacks and a sweater-blouse. AND I sat in Economy, while I’m sure she sat in First Class, where they have those little pods where you can sleep … and where they also have a lounge. Yeah, she really needed to wear this in order to put up with the “ordeal.”

    Yep, uh huh.

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12. 12 Lyonella
    May 23, 2009 at 12:18 am

    haha christine! Yes what a warm welcome she’ll get in Turkey in that getup! Clue.Less.

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13. 13 Buckeye Bob
    May 23, 2009 at 9:27 am

    I guess she doesn’t know you can’t do Turkey with no dressing.

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14. 14 tep1031
    May 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Buckeye Bob, you crack me up.

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15. 15 debt relief
    June 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    im really happy that she isn’t a fan of bras. Better for me. She is so fine

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