Hey – remember how that waste of skin Heidi Montag and her Malignant Growth of a Husband Spencer Pratt are going to be on that stupid celebrity reality show where they have to hang out in the jungle of Costa Rica a la Survivor? Well, it’s day two of filming, and they wanna go home. Apparently, they weren’t aware that “jungle” doesn’t mean “five star hotel.”
But none of that really matters anyway because LOOK at how awesome that picture of her is. Is it wrong that looking at her sobbing literally makes me quiver with happiness?
This has been the best day ever.
Awww. Celebutard.
The only thing better would be video of her sobbing hysterically. I’m sure it’s out there, and someone is working on a remix of it already.
I can’t wait!
victor, only thing better will be the footage of that idiot spencer
crying hysterically!
Nah. The 2 of them sobbing together would be the greatest video ever!
What did she do – dip her face in bacon grease? Hey Heidi! You may want to dab your face a bit before you sit in front of the camera next time!
Its not even that her face is greasy…it looks like she is hitting puberty again on her forehead.
oh man this is the greatest. i love it.
i wonder how many pounds of makeup they have to slather on
her on her ‘show’?
do they have to use a putty knife?
they’ve quit!!
http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/speidi-quits-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-after-the-first-episode-1515815.story/?gt1=28135
Yes, the loathsome duo lasted one episode (Despite Heidi’s declaration that she’d “eat Kangaroo penis”)
I will miss Spencer-idiots freaky, skin colored half-boy beard facial scrub like substance.