Wait. What???

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You guys – it turns out, in a curious twist of fate, that Adam Lambert might be gay. BEHOLD:  Adam stepping out with his boytoy. 

And to think.  This whole time I’ve been completely SURE he was straight.  Never once did I question his sexuality.  I mean, lots of straight guys wear make-up and platform shoes and make out with other guys.  Right?

They do, right?

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17 Responses to “Wait. What???”


  1. 1 MerlinDBear

    Pete Wentz comes to mind.

  2. 2 Anonymous

    So he’s gay! It’s his life his choice. Who cares!

  3. 3 Buckeye Bob

    And I would have bet a 3 dollar bill he was straight.

  4. 4 Mockarena

    I know! That’s why I posted this! Because the speculation about it has been SO RIDICULOUS.

    I mean, OF COURSE he’s gay. He’s clearly gay. So why there’s been such chatter about it, I have no idea.

    I guess my sarcasm wasn’t clear. :)

  5. 5 Mikey

    -Pure Poofter. I bet he dreams of Robbie Williams more than Mockarena.

  6. 6 Sarah

    Your sarcasm was clear, Anonymous is just dense I guess

  7. 7 Punky

    I love that word Poofter! It makes me giggle!

  8. 8 Ashley_Judd

    I suspect Robiie Williams boyfriend would be jealous to learn that Adam Lambert was dreaming of Robbie.

  9. 9 cas

    Shocker!!!!! Needs to sing next hit song “I kissed a boy and I liked it”

  10. 10 jessy

    the dude with him looks like a young george michaels

  11. 11 meganyore

    i dont get it either, why does he have to make a STATMENT?! wtf..who decided he was IN the closet?! lol its so funny. its PAINFULLY obvious he prefers sausage to taco.
    those boots he wore with Kiss on the finale were HIS you guys, HIS. show me a straight man that owns 6 inch glitter boots.

  12. 12 rosie too

    FYI, since it’s not common slang here in America…poofter isn’t the kindest of terms. (And no, I’m not telling you whether or not to use it; just thought you should know.)

  13. 13 Mikey

    but it still seems nicer than butt pirate or arse bandit, and certainly nicer than fart knocker.

  14. 14 Gypsy

    He did a funny bit on VH1′s Best Week Ever where him and the host tackled every other question on the planet that could possibly be asked of him, except the one everyone would ask. Because really, he never made a big deal of it on the show and really tried to avoid the whole issue most of the time. He still won’t talk about it, but I don’t think he’s trying to hide it. It’s probably a non-issue with him. Now, if he comes out in a major magazine about it – I’ll have to question his motives.

  15. 15 Buckeye Bob

    Gypsy, I copied and pasted this for you.

    “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert, who has been coyly noncommittal about his sexuality since becoming a sensation on the TV talent show, will come out in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine in next month’s edition, the New York Post reported today.

  16. 16 meganyore

    HAHA mikey i love it
    Gypsy, that was SO funny!! thats the only time ive seen him when i didnt want to stab my ears out with a fork
    Mock u should post that!

  17. 17 Gypsy

    Rolling Stone, huh? You know he’s going to be all, of course I’m gay, what part of the last 12 weeks of AI did you miss?

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