Cher’s New Bouncing Baby Boy

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Cher is about to have a new son!

Chastity Bono (or Chaz, as she’s known to those close to her) is switching genders. She came out many years ago as a lesbian, and apparently has decided that lesbianism isn’t enough.  She wants to just be a guy already.

Her timing is really good, seeing as how Obama just named June as the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month.

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15 Responses to “Cher’s New Bouncing Baby Boy”


  1. 1 Mikey

    Mock: Excellent heading!

    Generally, I am in favor of any woman who has tattoos on both forearms going ahead and having an addadictomy.

    -A Boner for Bono! (Sorry, I had to say it before B Bob had a chance!)

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  2. 2 green eyed girl

    Photo: Unflattering
    Story: Repulsive
    Heading: Priceless!!

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  3. 3 Buckeye Bob

    Mikey, you were too quick. I’m confused though. After the operation will she still be munching carpet or switch to weenie puffing? So many questions.

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  4. 4 HurleyBurleyGirl

    Well, not to sound mean but she kinda looks very boyish anyway. I am curious though-Bob has a point. Which way does she go after the, as Mikey put it, “addadictomy?”

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  5. 5 Mikey

    Bob, I’ll posit that “he” will become the International Harvester of carpet munching. -Step back, and stay clear.

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  6. 6 Nancy

    I am giggling like a 12 year old..addadictomy, international harvester! Thanks!

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  7. 7 fallandmiss

    Holy cow — you guys are vicious.

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  8. 8 Hatchetwoman

    It was the name that did it. She had to go all rebellious because of that name. She had to prove she wasn’t going to BE chastity … except, apparently, with men.

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  9. 9 rosie too

    Of course Chaz looks boyish; he’s going through GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY. At least now he’ll be able to get married without governmental interference. You go, guy.

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  10. 10 Mikey

    Gender Reassignment is a most hilarious term. “Chaz, the section chief has signed the order, and you have been reassigned. You are now officially a male of the human species, and as such, you can now chest bump other males, call other guys “dude” and be referred to as a dude, use the men’s public restroom and if you so desire, wear a jockstrap. Go forth and be manly”

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  11. 11 QuiteContrary

    I have a friend that JUST had surgery and then had their name changed legally a few days later…
    I would never have the guts to do something like this… ever.
    So, having just gotten into the swing of my 20′s and really starting to know who I am… I envy someone feels so strongly about who they are on the inside that they don’t allow their outside to dictate who they are/become.
    I know I have struggled with letting my outside dictate my inside… So I wish Bono the best of luck.

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  12. 12 Buckeye Bob

    I’m surprised. I didn’t think she had the balls to go through with it.

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  13. 13 Nancy

    snort…Bob!

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  14. 14 PurpleAnn

    I wish Chaz well. This must’ve been a tough road.

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  15. 15 meganyore

    haha bob!
    mikey- addadictome?! REALLY?! omg that is SO Funny i just choked on my peanut butter crackers hahahaa mikey you CRACK ME UP!
    i admire this too actually. i cant imagine what a struggle it must have been for “him”
    i’ll never know how they do this. maybe i’d never WANT to know. but i feel like some before and after pictures would be required for me to fully grasp what the hell they do to change his lady bits into man parts.

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