Have I mentioned to you all how much Tori Spelling’s boobs freak me out?
So, this Saturday night, Mr. Mock and I are going out to celebrate my birthday (even though my Actual Birthday isn’t for a couple weeks yet). Mr. Mock, without fail, is always gone on my Actual Birthday for work, and this year is no exception. Even though I am turning 40. Clearly, his employer doesn’t have a full grasp of how totally crazy I have the potential of becoming on my Actual Birthday, otherwise they might’ve reconsidered his scheduling. Anyway.
We’re going out for a fancy dinner and then to see the movie Hangover, which Daisy and Mr. Daisy already saw and which I have been DYING to see. Sunday morning, we’re headed to the Coach outlet store just to browse (insert all sorts of winking here). But the most important part of the birthday celebrating this weekend will be the part where I get to find out what fantastic spot Mr. Mock has chosen for my birthday vacation in early December. He has been keeping this secret for months now, and Saturday night I get to find out!!! I can hardly stand it.
What does this picture of Tori Spelling have to do with my birthday? Nothing, except that she’s wearing a bathing suit presumably somewhere on vacation, which is what I intend to do in December at a yet-undisclosed location, only my boobs will look normal.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE THAT GIRL A COOKIE!
STAT!
Anyway, have fun on your Birthday date… And at the Coach outlet.
I hope you find something you like!
That wrinkle on her breast…isn’t that an implant wrinkle? It doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen on me in the mirror.
Anyone considering implants should have to look at this first.
Yes that is an implant wrinkle. I have implants and not because I wanted huge boobs. I lost over 150 lbs and lost my boobs. Well, didn’t lose them they ended up FLAT and hanging past my navel…yes that is GROSS!! My doctor told me if I lost anymore weight I would have wrinkles like Tori.
I too wish you a Happy Birthday Mock! I’m on my way up north to see my newest granddaughter into the world.
DM – Congratulations on your weight loss!
Mock, I can’t wait to hear where you’re going! I’m living vicariously here.
yeah dm congrats i love success stories even though it cost you your boobs. my mock what an exciting weekend hope your browsing goes well *wink wink* and i hope you get a fantabulous vacation this winter.
Thank you Punky and jessy. I’ve kept it off now for 15 years so pretty happy about that. I also lost my so called friends. Seemed they liked the fat girlfriend and not the skinnier one. Come to think of it…maybe it was my new perky boobs they hated. ha ha
God, she looks so hungry. Like her boobs have stolen all the food from her stomachular area.
DM- its awesome! about your success, not your friends! trying times in life will always reveal who real friends are!
Mock-cant wait to be jealous of you when u find out where u are going! and when you get a new coach bag..haha
tori-please God, fix that hole in your chest. i dont understand how her husband looks at that everyday and doesnt tell her , honey honey..we gotta DO something about that! haha
her whole torso looks funky
She’s not helping anything with that hunched-over posture.
The only bad thing about Coach bags is how darned durable they are. You can never say to Mr. Mock, “Why, look at how shabby and ragged this poor old thing has become…I need a new one!”
It never hurts to browse, however (grin!)
Tori looks like the ol’ boobs are weighing her down, which, considering the rest of her physique, they probably are.
Seriously, doesn’t she look like she’s tired of carrying them around already?
The Hangover is, quite possibly, the funniest movie I have ever seen. If not ever, then at least the funniest movie I have seen in the past two years. EXCELLENT.