An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this hilarious product video – and by far, my favorite line from it is “See how the genitals make use of the gap?” I also love the demonstration of the dude hoisting the chick over his shoulders, whilst on the chair. I don’t know about you all, but this type of dude/chick hoisting occurs on a regular basis at my company.
Second favorite line? “Try without underwear. That is most comfortable.”
I intend to request that all of my company’s chairs be replaced with this one immediately, so as to remove pressure from everyone’s genitals, and facilitate ease of dude/chick hoisting maneuvers.
I suggest you do the same.
The chair just demonstrates that as long as your balls are happy you can pick up chicks.
I loooove the accent.
I could listen to him say genitals and testicles all day long. Is that weird? Never mind. Don’t answer that.
one thing here, if either of the sides of the seat happen to break off, what do you think is going to be the first thing ‘pinched’?
yeah, big time owie!
Big companies are always talking about ergonomics. I just never realised that the penis had to be considered. I feel kinda like a pervert after watching that man roll his *ahem* package all around the chair seat.
I hope that my co-workers are all wearing underwear. I’ll be distracted from now on, wondering if someone isn’t….
I think that male employees would take up a collection to buy these chairs……chicks rolling around with their legs spread apart? Oh yea, these would be popular.
Who’s the pitchman, Bela Karolyi ?!
I just though of what these chairs remind me of…I think the lady is about to get a pap smear.
Hmmm… when I first read Mock’s comment about trying the chair without underwear, I thought of using the chair naked. Wouldn’t that be most comfortable?? Us gals could just wear a billowing skirt.
Some people wear their pants way to tight. I bet the Jonas brothers wouldn’t be comfortable in this chair even if they didn’t wear underewear.
Christine – I thought of them trying the chair naked too!! Shows where my mind is! The part where the guy is sitting on the saddle seat without the gap, and he’s rubbing his um, “happy spot” on the seat, I recoiled! EEww! PurpleAnn, I’d be distracted too, wondering who was going commando.
What if you don’t have sensitive genitals??
Christine: Then forget this chair and purchase a Hitachi Magic Wand. Use the High setting, though it might cause some lights to dim in your house.
I honestly thought before I watched the video that this was an ad for a new kinky sex device. After watching the video I’m still not convinced it’s not. Like Christine and Punky my mind went to naked people. Also (Giggling)……at the end he said penis in sexy accent voice, he’s a naughty advertiser
Firstly, the man’s voice is PERFECT for this ad.
Secondly, I’m a teacher. If I sat on this chair in my skirt can you just imagine all the emotional counseling my children would need after seeing their teacher (moi) rolling around the classroom with my skirt up over my knees and my hoo-hoo revealed to all.
Come to think of it…I may need counseling myself now.
You know what, as someone who is working on her posture, I could totally use this chair at work.
That being said, I immediately forwarded this video to our HR/Finance guy. I’m waiting for his reply.