BEHOLD

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If anyone out there knows anyone out there who finds this body type attractive, please alert me at once.  I have so many questions.  Like, for example, “What sort of crack are you smoking?”  That would be my first one.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo and I’m wondering if it’s an ad for shoes.  She’s either looking at her own shoes, or she’s checking to see if she has a penis.  I can’t quite tell which.

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14 Responses to “BEHOLD”


  1. 1 jessy

    forget the penis where the hell are her knees

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  2. 2 meganyore

    2 things…
    1. those shoes are hideous.
    2. what the hell is goin on with her finger tips?!
    ok maybe 3 things..
    3. why would anyone do this to themselves?!? imagine what she’ll/he’ll look like in 20 years. grooos

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  3. 3 Mikey

    Tranny.

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  4. 4 Jordon

    Steroids N Heels…Trying to put anything feminine around that body is an instant joke.

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  5. 5 The Naked Guy

    Ladies, hit the gym.

    But not that much. Not. That. Much.

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  6. 6 Oliva J. Snarkypants

    Those shoes are ugly and they don’t even go well with that dress!

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  7. 7 HurleyBurleyGirl

    I know I should be thinking, “Is it a she, a he, or a he-she?”

    But, all I want to know is if this is in Miami. I’ve been to South Beach waaay too many times and saw waaay too much in my younger years in the club scene to even be shocked by this picture.

    I just hope it is a man because if it is a wo-man she is killing herself softly with steroids. What a horrible example for young girls.

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  8. 8 el pato

    looks like she could be a professional body builder.
    either way, i’m with HBG, GET OFF THE STEROIDS!!

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  9. 9 Benoit from Ottawa

    @HurleyBurleyGirl

    It’s a whoa-man!

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  10. 10 Buckeye Bob

    Wow, I guess too many kegal excerises will really take its toll.

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  11. 11 shortblur

    I think he’s checking to make sure the penis isn’t showing . . .

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  12. 12 cas

    lol Bob, I have always thought this look on a Woman/Man/It is unattractive. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing and this is the perfect example of too much working out!

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  13. 13 ME

    I saw a woman similar to this in Kroger and she was with a scrawny man..it was interesting to see. I almost wish I had a camera for the dock.

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  14. 14 el pato

    maybe she’s part of that show, “buff brides”!

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