I just got home from my glorious girlfriend getaway weekend, after having a deliciously decadent breakfast and an hour long manicure this morning, and in about an hour I’m heading over to my mom’s for my official family birthday dinner, at which I will get to eat her famous beef and noodles, and then I PROMISE I am totally done celebrating, you guys.
Here’s what I’m worried is happening. The more I celebrate my birthday, the more celebrities keep dying. I just learned that BILLY FREAKING MAYS died now. I’m starting to think that there’s some sort of weird cause-and-effect thing happening here, and I feel bad now. I’m like some sort of freaky birthday killer, and I don’t really want a horror movie being made about me, so at approximately 7.3opm this evening, all celebrating will come to a close. Hopefully, celebrities can just keep themselves out of trouble between now and 7.30pm.
ShamWow Vince better lay low until 7:30…..
this is so sad!
i loved watching ‘pitchmen’.
he was a funny guy!
its not your fault im sure keep rocking!
lol i forgot i was on my husband’s computer but i was anon just now
I hope you had a magnificent birthday month!!!!
That’s a shame about Billy Mays. I saw an episode of pitchmen. He seemed like a hard-working sweet guy. (Nothing at all like the way he comes across in those infomercials.)
And Mock also killed impressionist fred travalena!
We had the celebrity death trifecta of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson– leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra for free.
(I always muted his commercials, but ouch, he was too young.)
I bet Patrick Swayze’s checking his pulse every five minutes. I’m just sayin’…
The Captain…
Loyal Defender of Daisy and Mockarena
HAHAAHAAHA!! Captain – too funny! There will be 2 more, because Billy Mays was #4.
punky, fred travelena makes #5!
for as much joy in the world, there has to be just as much sorrow..so mock, maybe it IS your fault! HAHa juuust joking.
poor billy mays. who will sell us usless sh!t now?!!?!?