I know you get all mad at me when I mock un-fixable facial features on people. But I think this particular photo calls for a little latitude on the following grounds:
1. It’s a mugshot, which means that in all likelihood, this dude is probably a criminal.
2. I am a person with a large forehead, and therefore am uniquely qualified to judge other large foreheads.
So, there’s my justification for the rest of this post. Now I’ll simply say what I intended to say before feeling a need to explain why I was going to say it.
Holy mother of crap, this dude’s forehead is ridiculous. And it’s not even that it’s just enormous, which it obviously is. It’s that it looks like someone angrily took a fork to it.
Suddenly, I’m feeling like my forehead is really really pretty.
Anyone else remember Beavis and Butthead?
You’re right! He’s totally Beavis!
He’s Beavis, and by the looks of his forehead, he’s spent some time as Charlie Manson’s cellmate.
Mock, there is not a thing wrong with your forehead……keep this picture handy, and whenever you are feeling forehead-conscious, look at this….
Looks like a character from the Dick Tracy comic.
Beavis is the first thing I thought of. But the second was one of those hybrid alien/human creatures that Robbie Williams is looking for.
Bob could be right if that’s a star map on his forehead.
I love to read-and I read a lot. But, Mock, you are the only writer that makes me laugh out loud! (angrily took a fork to it) You have the greatest sense of humor!
This is why inbreeding is b a d.
That is the worst case of bed-face I ever saw.
Dudes! You realize that he is a supervillian, and his brain is so large that it has pressed outward against his cranial unit, causing these indentations in his skin?
There is forehead, then there’s fivehead…and then there’s this guy. Damn.
Bet he’s the guy to beat at “Cranium!”
Grass blade imprints from the cops standing on his head.
LOL Zachary, Tammy & Diana
…I’m totally with Cynthia, Mock is THE BEST!!!!
Then comes Bob & oh so many alert & astute Mockdockers… you all RULE really! (even if I might get fired from laughing like a lunatic all the time)
His mouth scares me. I expect blood to come trickling down from the corners. And if he smiled, there would be veins & gore caught between the gaps in his teeth. *shiver*
I agree, Soupbone, this guy had black boots on his neck.
He is the exact human version of either Beavis or Butthead… not sure which, as i don’t know who’s who. But one of those for sure. Poor guy!
yep official cone head
you have a gorgeous forehead, this guy needs to gro some long long bangs
dick tracy comic strip, the character’s name was
‘mumbles’. same in the t.v. show.
(ew, i just showed my age. my apologies!)
PURPLE ANN!! BWHAHA omh u guys are all so funny
all i can think of it…METH FACE!
Good thing he has a strong hair line. Can you imagine what he would look like if he went bald???
Soupbone might be right.
However, my first guess was that this guy is a WWF type wrestler. They tend to use razorblades to cut their foreheads and get that “dramatic” bloody effect. That’s what seeing all those red “fork marks” made me think of! LOL (I love that–”fork marks”!)
My second thought was this is the human version of the mouse character named Brain from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain.
“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
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My husband said that somewhere on the web is a morph of this guy turning into Beavis. Must find.
His poor, poor mother. That giant cranium forced it’s way out of her vajayjay.
He looks like the evil Brain from the Ninja Turtle cartoons, seriously.
I have a webcam that can do funny filters and I can make my face look kind of like this.
The guy with the big forehead has a blog. Pretty intelligent guy, thus the gigantic forehead. Anyway, here’s his blog http://dillsnapcogitation.wordpress.com/ . When he first started writing in his journal he explains why his face looks like someone took a rake to it.