Top keyword searches (not including searches for varations of the mock dock):
1. Kate Gosselin’s belly
2. kate gosselin belly button
3. buckeye bob
4. joey lawrence gay
5. tori spelling boobs
6. i hate katherine heigl
7. ashley judd pregnant
8. armpit licking
9. gerard butler
10. lady gaga whore
And my favorites:
1. tampon string showing
2. boob scarf
3. jessica simpson toes
4. i dated micropenis
5. sanjaya’s nipples
6. penis heeled shoes
7. what do celebrities inject their butts with
8. breastmilk turnon
9. ashley judd upset over mockarena
10. flangdoogler
i dated micropenis. HAHA
its funny because to any normal person these search words would envoke such confusion, but to us mockdockers we will say “i remember that post!” HAHAHA
I unfortunately don’t remember some of these posts, and I am very tempted to search for some of them, but I don’t want to show up on one of these lists.
Are the “I dated micropenis” searchers former girlfriends of the micro-weenie wizard?
And Kate Gosselin’s belly button is so damn high that it’s higher than Bob!
And Jessica Simpsons’s toes might be the last thing she has going for her…
I’m fallllllllling.
I kind of like the “Ashley Judd upset over Mockarena”
Glad to see the armpit lickers are still among us.
What post was “flangdoogler” from?
So what do celebrities inject their butts with? I don’t remember this topic being covered.
Sanjaya’s nipples…wheww scary.
I want to see the Ashley Judd upset one…