KIDDING! Sarah Jessica Parker has nothing to do with these shoes, that I am aware of. But that’s the first thing I thought of when I got this photo in my email from an alert and astute mockdocker.
I kind of want these. They look like they’d be warm.
Guess what I did today you guys! I helped with yard work. I’m not kidding. I really helped. If you asked Mr. Mock if I was helpful, he would totally admit that I was. I power washed the front walk. With a power washer, even. It was all sorts of fun. Tomorrow, I am hoping that Mr. Mock finds something else for me to power wash, because as it happens, I am AWESOME at it.
I know that doesn’t really have anything to do with the hoof shoes, though. But you know I’m easily distracted.
Oh look! Rat slippers!
Wow, Horse hooves and rat slippers. What’s next Camel toes?
Why, Bob, of course not. Moose knuckles are next. THEN comes the camel toes.
Please, dear God, let those rat slippers be photo-shopped! If those are real….*shudder*
i used to raise domestic rats.
D
they are incredibly smart, very lovable, (i know, that sounds weird)
and can be trained to do tricks.
they love to travel on your shoulder,and come when called.
the rat slippers look like they might be kind of soft.
(like their fur)
i know, T.M.I.
Can’t you totally see SJP cantering around NY in those shoes, her hair up in a pony tail – whinneeeey!
Be careful with that pressure washer. Although it is gratifying to see immediate results on the sidewalk, DON’T try to use it on fabric window screens or they’ll vaporize, nor do you want to use it on your A/C compressor to – huh – “rinse” off the dust.
el pato – that is disgusting. I’m sorry to say so, and I’m sure you’re totally right. But ewww.
And mock, I can’t believe you gave us that picture of the rat slippers. You just slipped that in there without warning. Bleh!
wendy, yeah, i know. a lot of people can’t understand why i
like rats, mice and hamsters too.
my first reaction to the rat slippers was eew, but then i decided i want some. to freak people out of course.
and the hoof shoes are dumb. unless they were slippers. then they would be funny.
bob, you kill me.