Chris Brown Apologizes Blah Blah Blah

A billion years after the fact, Chris Brown is now apologizing to the public for beating the crap out of his girfriend.

Yawn.

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8 Responses to “Chris Brown Apologizes Blah Blah Blah”


  1. 1 Megan

    You can tell he’s reading from a prompter or a poster board, because he’s not looking at the camera when speaking. He looks below it, and doesn’t really seem to try to hide the fact that he’s reading.

  2. 2 Jessica

    It’s probably because his popularity has sunk and so to generate publicity, he’s released this video.

  3. 3 Buckeye Bob

    I have never heard him talk. I think he needs speech lessons. I couldn’t watch it, just another douchbag saying (reading)what the PR people tell him.

  4. 4 Sunshyndrmr

    I HATE sooooo much when people say I axe, it’s ASK! That sounds so unintelligent to me

  5. 5 Bunny

    Did he take a break from filming Hell’s Kitchen to shoot this video? What is up with his crazy chef shirt?

  6. 6 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Whatever Chris. You know that’s not the first time you beat your girlfriend. It’s just the first time you got caught.

  7. 7 meganyore

    Sunshyndrmr – THANK YOU SO MUCH. i was just about to say that. i hate him even more now.

  8. 8 PurpleAnn

    I didn’t get the feeling that he was sincere. OJS is absolutely right- you know this wasn’t the first time.
    Bunny, I knew his shirt reminded me of something!
    To play devil’s advocate for a minute: He probably would’ve been better off to release a statement earlier. I hate when lawyers tell their clients not to say anything. It is a cowardly move.

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