The Mock Dock

15 Responses to “Wow.”

1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants
   July 26, 2009 at 12:05 pm

   That lady is right. Jesus and Michael Jackson ARE basically the same. She’s so right. I would just like to take the opporunity to point out the fact that that stump doesn’t look fresh. It’s probably been around awhile and since Michael Jackson just died, he’s a little fresh in our minds. Perhaps that’s why it’s his face she’s seeing. If Michael hadn’t recently died, surely she would have 1. Ignored the “face” in the stump or 2. Seen Jesus or Mary.

   Mock, would it be a bad thing if these people voted Republican?

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2. 2 Mockarena
   July 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm

   Yes. Yes, it would.

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3. 3 tep1031
   July 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm

   Ridiculous.

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4. 4 Buckeye Bob
   July 26, 2009 at 3:32 pm

   What a coincidence, I almost stepped in something in the yard that looked like him too. It had turned stiff and white also.

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5. 5 Zachary
   July 26, 2009 at 6:59 pm

   So, what’s next? Zelda chicken? Oh, wait…

   Mock, I have been wondering for a while (A.K.A. like 3 minutes ago), but why is your site yellow? It’s a very random choice, but I love it. It makes me happy and puts my brain in “ready to receive hilariousness” mode.

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6. 6 Hatchetwoman
   July 26, 2009 at 7:19 pm

   LOL Buckeye Bob!

   I just don’t get why people like this get attention. Whether it’s Mary in a coffee cup or Jesus in a grilled cheese, these are ridiculous.

   Although I did see Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow. I’m just sayin’

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7. 7 mga
   July 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm

   seriously….we really need to have the water tested in America.

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8. 8 Wendy
   July 27, 2009 at 9:28 am

   This video tells me so much about my own country. Such as: how it’s possible to elect a fascist without anyone noticing. Or: why the rest of the world is laughing at us.

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9. 9 Hatchetwoman
   July 27, 2009 at 10:41 am

   I meant to talk about this — in that infamous documentary, the boy that later accused Jackson of molesting him said that he was cured of cancer because of Michael Jackson, and he pretty much says that Jackson himself worked the miracle. Jackson is standing there, preening, even after the interviewer turns and looks at him. I remember thinking that he was beyond deluded; he was seriously ill with a God-complex. It seems he wasn’t the only one.

   WHEN did people become so stupid? It seems to me that people in the past had a healthy skepticism and recognized aberrant behavior for what it was. What’s happened to so many people, that they now worship the weird instead of reviling it? Seriously, what’s to become of us as a society, as a nation?

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10. 10 elizabeth.
    July 27, 2009 at 10:49 am

    I saw the scarecrow.

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11. 11 PurpleAnn
    July 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    “WHEN did people become so stupid?” When money is involved. So many people around him covered up his bizarre & unhealthy behavior so the money would keep flowing. Even after the first allegations of child molestation, parents (including the mother HW mentions) kept bringing their kids to Neverland ranch for slumber parties.

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12. 12 Gypsy
    July 27, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    Buckeye Bob, best laugh of the day right there!

    I didn’t see anything until they showed the scarecrow. People will do and say anything to make the local news…

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13. 13 Mrs. F
    July 31, 2009 at 12:38 am

    Oh, they may get to vote for some of your elected officials, but they get to vote for nearly all of mine. Stockton is in my backyard. Idiots!

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14. 14 Mrs. F
    July 31, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Oh crap, I wasn’t calling you mockdockers idiots. I was calling the people on the video idiots. Just had to clarify.

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15. 15 Chrystal in T-town
    July 31, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Ummmm…..I saw nothing???

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