Death by elephant poop.
Seriously. What’s worse than that?
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Wow…that is pretty nasty. I would think dying because the elephant sat on your head would be bad too–saw it on tv though that guy didn’t die. His head just became a plug for the elephant’s butt. EEeeew.
Geez Mock! Where do you find these wonderful stories???!!!!!
how DONT you see this coming? why would you ever stand at the ass of an elephant that has just been given a laxative?
YEA….. That would sux!
I think I saw the same video Kami was talking about: a guy (in Mexico) is sweeping the elephant cage. The elephant, facing away from him, just backs up a couple of steps, and the guy’s whole head disappears up the elephant’s butt! He’s struggling, slapping on the elephant’s side, and after a few seconds the elephant walks away, or craps him out, or something.
How many baths would you have to take…?
Just imagine his wife never wanting to kiss him again… so sad
I love the Weekly World News! So bizarre! So much fun to read on road trips!
I especially like how they rerun stories or pictures. This one’s old — I think I remember it from 1998 or so.
pretty sh**ty way to die