Forgive Me, Mockdockers

You have to see Heidi Montag’s “performance” on the Miss Universe pageant from last night. I accidentally on purpose had my TV on that channel, and when I heard she was going to be on as a performer, well, I couldn’t resist. And it was every bit as disastrous as you might imagine, only way way way way worse. It actually looks like she might be lip syncing a different song altogether, than what’s actually being played in the background.

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17 Responses to “Forgive Me, Mockdockers”


  1. 1 Lyonella

    Not much of a dancer either, is she. Clomping around the stage with an occasional wiggle is just too painful to watch. Who thought up the beige?….boring boring boring.

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  2. 2 sunnyAZ

    Made me gag!

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  3. 3 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I think the beige was to make her look practically naked. I’m not sure a performance like that is necessary for the Miss Universe pagent. She’s gross and has a horse face.

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  4. 4 Mockarena

    The beige was to completely copy Britney Spears.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8iga4onnxE

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  5. 5 R

    I was totally excited right after I clicked on the “play” button because I could hear the sound before I could see the picture. It was YAZ! Remember them? Anyway, then it changed to that hag, which was horrifying. How long ’til Allison of Yaz (and Yaz as a group) sues for “sampling” their 80s work?

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  6. 6 Jenn

    I threw up a little in my mouth when I heard the song sampled Yaz. It’s just wrong. As was the performance.

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  7. 7 Megan

    Is it wrong that I like her eye makeup? I can’t decide if it is or not.

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  8. 8 KittyThePooka

    She looks like a really bad high school cheerleader stereotype. Also I think she should at least know the words to her own song next time.

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  9. 9 cas

    I like the fact that they would have a close up on her then immediately realize that she wasn’t even lip-syncing right so they would pan out fast. tee hee, even the producer knows she’s terrible.

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  10. 10 tep1031

    They made fun of this “performance” on Fox News Chicago today.

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  11. 11 Tina

    R and Jen, I also thought it was Yazoo when it first started and was extremely disappointed when it turned out to be something else. =P

    The quality of the video I could see was so bad that I couldn’t tell if she was doing a “Milli Vanilli” in her lip synching. (Weren’t they the guys who were caught lip synching, or am I confusing them with someone else?)

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  12. 12 Amy

    Ok…I’m probably going to be bashed…but if I were to just listen to the song alone and not know who it was, I might like it. Its kinda catchy. But the fact that it is her just makes it “ewwww”. And she is a HORRIBLE performer! Horrible. No rhythm at. all.

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  13. 13 sarah

    OMG. She is a terrible dancer. Like I mean TERRIBLE terrible. Not only was she a half second before the other dancers during the whole entire thing, but she just kind of wiggled her hips and expected that to be good enough? Wow. I can’t even believe that she put herself out there like that. I’m mortified for her. I wish her and that skanky husband of hers would just fade into the nothingness. Why in the world are they celebrities anyway?????

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  14. 14 el pato

    why do people like her?
    or her douchebag husband?
    i don’t get it.

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  15. 15 Daisy

    Thanks, Mock. I’ll never get that 30 seconds back in my life.

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  16. 16 Zachary

    Gonna be honest, I clicked on the advertisement and watched Lady GaGa instead. I think I had a seizure in that video.

    Also, Heidi’s performance, if you can call it that, does feel like a total rip-off of Britney Spears. Like, the singing included.

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  17. 17 meganyore

    i watched this live just cos i wanted to see how awful she was. is that bad? im not sure. but at least she did not dissapoint. total britney rip-off outfit only way ugly and so is SHE.
    Olivia hit the nail on the head with “horse face”
    did u see her in playboy? shes U-G-L-Y only i “guess” she has a nice body? i dont know. not too sure about that. and that “interview” ?!?! omg. i HAAATE them and i hated myself a little bit for even reading it. her and her husband are evil, awful excuses for humans.

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