You have to see Heidi Montag’s “performance” on the Miss Universe pageant from last night. I accidentally on purpose had my TV on that channel, and when I heard she was going to be on as a performer, well, I couldn’t resist. And it was every bit as disastrous as you might imagine, only way way way way worse. It actually looks like she might be lip syncing a different song altogether, than what’s actually being played in the background.
Not much of a dancer either, is she. Clomping around the stage with an occasional wiggle is just too painful to watch. Who thought up the beige?….boring boring boring.
Made me gag!
I think the beige was to make her look practically naked. I’m not sure a performance like that is necessary for the Miss Universe pagent. She’s gross and has a horse face.
The beige was to completely copy Britney Spears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8iga4onnxE
I was totally excited right after I clicked on the “play” button because I could hear the sound before I could see the picture. It was YAZ! Remember them? Anyway, then it changed to that hag, which was horrifying. How long ’til Allison of Yaz (and Yaz as a group) sues for “sampling” their 80s work?
I threw up a little in my mouth when I heard the song sampled Yaz. It’s just wrong. As was the performance.
Is it wrong that I like her eye makeup? I can’t decide if it is or not.
She looks like a really bad high school cheerleader stereotype. Also I think she should at least know the words to her own song next time.
I like the fact that they would have a close up on her then immediately realize that she wasn’t even lip-syncing right so they would pan out fast. tee hee, even the producer knows she’s terrible.
They made fun of this “performance” on Fox News Chicago today.
R and Jen, I also thought it was Yazoo when it first started and was extremely disappointed when it turned out to be something else. =P
The quality of the video I could see was so bad that I couldn’t tell if she was doing a “Milli Vanilli” in her lip synching. (Weren’t they the guys who were caught lip synching, or am I confusing them with someone else?)
Ok…I’m probably going to be bashed…but if I were to just listen to the song alone and not know who it was, I might like it. Its kinda catchy. But the fact that it is her just makes it “ewwww”. And she is a HORRIBLE performer! Horrible. No rhythm at. all.
OMG. She is a terrible dancer. Like I mean TERRIBLE terrible. Not only was she a half second before the other dancers during the whole entire thing, but she just kind of wiggled her hips and expected that to be good enough? Wow. I can’t even believe that she put herself out there like that. I’m mortified for her. I wish her and that skanky husband of hers would just fade into the nothingness. Why in the world are they celebrities anyway?????
why do people like her?
or her douchebag husband?
i don’t get it.
Thanks, Mock. I’ll never get that 30 seconds back in my life.
Gonna be honest, I clicked on the advertisement and watched Lady GaGa instead. I think I had a seizure in that video.
Also, Heidi’s performance, if you can call it that, does feel like a total rip-off of Britney Spears. Like, the singing included.
i watched this live just cos i wanted to see how awful she was. is that bad? im not sure. but at least she did not dissapoint. total britney rip-off outfit only way ugly and so is SHE.
Olivia hit the nail on the head with “horse face”
did u see her in playboy? shes U-G-L-Y only i “guess” she has a nice body? i dont know. not too sure about that. and that “interview” ?!?! omg. i HAAATE them and i hated myself a little bit for even reading it. her and her husband are evil, awful excuses for humans.