Why You Should Always Wear A Bra To The Grocery Store (If You’re A Woman, I Mean).

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This reminds me of how I feel when news shows – which are reporting on obesity –  show really really fat people from the neck down, to protect their privacy, and you just KNOW that one of them is probably WATCHING the news show, and that it must be totally mortifying for them.

Because there’s no way that someone hasn’t recognized this chick and forwarded her this photo.

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12 Responses to “Why You Should Always Wear A Bra To The Grocery Store (If You’re A Woman, I Mean).”


  1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    When I get home and take my uniform off, my bra hardly stays on for an hour. I can’t stand to wear it, but I’m very well aware of my bralessness and avoid those situations.

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  2. 2 Buckeye Bob

    That’s just utterly ridiculous!

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  3. 3 Inna

    oh my god….
    that would be ridiculous to see.
    I’d like to think my reaction would including some form of ridicule.
    although whipping out you camera phone in record time and taking a snap is more impressive.

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  4. 4 Inna

    eh *your, sorry

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  5. 5 emariln

    Got Milk.

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  6. 6 jessy

    naaaaasty….. or at least a longer shirt….

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  7. 7 Directorevil

    I think I will just clip my cell phone/camera to the cart every
    time that I go shopping from now on.

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  8. 8 Directorevil

    To paraphrase Bob, it’s just udderly ridiculous.

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  9. 9 Wendy

    This is my 4th grade teacher, Mock. No, seriously. Or maybe her evil twin sister. I saw my 4th-grade teacher’s boobs about 20 times that year. I can’t believe that mean, braless bitch didn’t get fired just for that. The boys spent all their time trying to think up questions for her to lean over & answer.

    Do you hear me, Mrs. Burson??? You were SO MEAN to me, and now I’m calling you out on a public website for it. And telling everyone that you were either too stupid to realize that a wide-necked shirt was a bad idea, or else something was really wrong with you, something so gross I can’t even think about it, that you got some kind of thrill from showing your boobs to 9-year-old boys.

    No one shows off a thong by mistake, and no one lets their boobs hang out by accident. When wind hits nipple or butt crack, YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED.

    And now I’m going back under my rock, with my chocolate.

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  10. 10 Mockarena

    OMG I laughed so hard at this Wendy. LOVE!!! :)

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  11. 11 jml1558

    was this in boulder co?

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  12. 12 jml1558

    I’m pretty sure taht’s my ex.

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