An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video and are you freaking kidding me?
First of all, this product is stupid.
Secondly, if you actually think you need something like this, I’d like to point you to my pantry, in which I store several small Campbell’s soup cans that could easily do the trick.
GAWD.
P.S. I will not be product testing this.

humans are sooooo needy! why would anyone want this crazy times.
How in the hell is this “natural”? It is, on the other hand, stupid. If people will buy a pet rock they will buy this.
They’ve got to be kidding!
Um… Am I the only one who can’t get my mind out of the gutter? It looks so lewd.
R; My mind is in the gutter too. I was waiting for them to turn the vibration on.
With a name like Kush I tell you where it belongs. It should be called Kits. But Mock, let us know how the soup can works out for you.
(Why am I thinking of ZZ Top? Lord take me downtown…)
Um, if she’s so uncomfortable, maybe she shouldn’t be wearing a CORSET to bed….just a thought.
lol kathy that does seem to be the wrong sleeping attire. i dont know who that would be useful for
How about not getting such huge implants, or maybe losing some weight……
As a naturally well endowed woman who sleeps on her side, I officially declare this product useful only as hilarious dirty joke fodder.
They just ruined the sexy.
Being pretty well endowed, I thought the one time my breasts weren’t hurting me was when I was laying down, and now apparently thats bad too? Geeez…I just can’t win!
Looks like an Ace Bandage would do the trick too….or a pair of tube socks, or a can of tomato paste, a pecan log, a can of Red Bull, a can of Crescent rolls…there are tons of things. You’d have to be an idiot to buy this!
Mocksters, If you think THIS is ridiculous I have one word for you…. femtone.
Nobody has brought up the price yet. $55. Yup, for the price of a really nice pair of jeans, a nice date evening, half my electric bill or two week’s worth of groceries you can buy the latest piece of garbage sprung from late-night infomercials.
If people are really that willing to give money away, maybe I should stick my address on tv.
So for this to work, wouldn’t they have to stay on their side? Try sleeping on your stomach with one of those things. I bet it’s pleasant. Actually, I can’t imagine it being pleasant in any situation. Dumb.
Okay, I admit it. I thought about buying this. I’m five months pregnant and saw it in a magazine, and thought to myself, “Hmmm…that would be handy.” However, I did not buy it and didn’t even investigate it enough to find out the price. Now that I know it’s $55, I won’t be buying it. Thanks!