An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me, and I’m assuming it was in retaliation for the hairy bunny-man I posted yesterday.
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That’s because her gut is too big to get it missionary style.
Yeah, bet she doesn’t get any takers…unless she’s seeing this guy;
http://www.getnet.net/~richarde/toystore/Images/2002_1024_223402AA%20stay%20puff%20c6.JPG
-Scariest Halloween costume I’ve seen in quite a while.
Behind the KFC?
Behind the KFC with blindfolds on both of them.
Speaking of inappropriate:
Choosing a Spouse
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates… He gives each woman a
present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the
money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,and
some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000.. She gives him back his $5,000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he’d given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.