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17 Responses to “How To Tell If You Have A Drinking Problem”

1. 1 tep1031
   October 14, 2009 at 10:24 pm

   Hahaha, I’m playing Don’t Tell Me you Love Me from Night Ranger, and the guy seemed to be writhing on the floor in time to the music!

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2. 2 Hatchetwoman
   October 14, 2009 at 10:29 pm

   Oh man, what a pathetic site. Did you notice how he would NOT let go of the beer? What an ass!

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3. 3 Zachary
   October 14, 2009 at 10:29 pm

   It’s actually like 11 AM, so that’s acceptable.

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4. 4 HurleyBurleyGirl
   October 14, 2009 at 11:07 pm

   Holy Toledo…Well gosh…I know I’m supposed to laugh but I feel sorry for the guy. My hearts for anybody that needs to drown that much pain in substance abuse. Yes, I know. I’m a tender heart. (or a sap. I’ll own up to it.)

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5. 5 HurleyBurleyGirl
   October 14, 2009 at 11:08 pm

   Whoops! I’m meant “my heart hurts”….silly moi….

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6. 6 HurleyBurleyGirl
   October 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm

   ****…I can’t spell worth a damn….

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7. 7 jenn
   October 14, 2009 at 11:26 pm

   At first I was laughing, but you know what? when he couldn’t “unlock” his legs from sitting indian-style, it stopped being funny.

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8. 8 Buckeye Bob
   October 15, 2009 at 12:48 am

   I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up. Poor guy never did get his beer.
   This is one time someone should have called the police because this guy was in real danger of hurting himself.

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9. 9 Lori
   October 15, 2009 at 8:29 am

   I think this guy was driving in front of me this morning.
   7 a.m. and I had to call 911 because it was obvious he was hammered. Scary.

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10. 10 Kami
    October 15, 2009 at 10:02 am

    All I can think about is David Hasselhoff.

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11. 11 kittythepooka
    October 15, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Heehee… he’s like a turtle stuck on his back, or this puppy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKaIriiK8w&feature=related

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12. 12 Misty
    October 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Dad?

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13. 13 Lyonella
    October 15, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    WTF? He just had that look, ” ‘K I’ma git R dun thiz time fer shur…” Sad and pathetic and embarrassing to watch. Someone should’ve called an ambulance or a cop…the ERs loooooove ppl like this!!

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14. 14 sarah
    October 15, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Man, that was REALLY HARD to watch!

    You know, actually, I kinda feel like that in my dreams sometimes. Like I’m can’t make my body do what my mind is thinking.

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15. 15 FinsDallas
    October 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    I found myself pulling for him about 2:30. So close…but he wouldn’t let go of the beer to stand. I agree with the dream thing, Sarah.

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16. 16 Benoit from Ottawa
    October 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    I don’t think he was on alcohol. I suspect something more chemical.
    He had, in particular, a backwards-leaning loss of balance as a recurring feature; then, there’s the cross-legged thing. Sniffing gas, or huffing pressurised cans of something?

    Or do some of you see it as simply alcohol?

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17. 17 Hatchetwoman
    October 16, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    I really wouldn’t know, Benoit … let’s just say he warn’t actin’ right.

    By the way, I’ve just realized, to my embarrassment, that in my original post, I said, “What a pathetic site” … it should have been “sight.”

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