I’m not even as upset about her boob as I am her arm-skin.
Donatella – I think I speak for A LOT OF PEOPLE when I beg you to freaking COVER UP.
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I might pick the goat…..
Reminds me of a sci-fi movie about finding dead aliens at Roswell. Man #1: How old do you think it is? Man #2: God only knows, just look at the thing!
ick ick ick! the whole thing, ah, freaking me out. I think this is what I am terribly afraid of, but not irrationally I don’t think.
there comes a time in one’s life when you realize and accept that your youth is gone.
unfortunately,for her, she hasn’t accepted that yet.
I agree mga, I figured that out a few years ago and no longer wear shorts or a shirt with short sleeves.
“I beg you to freaking COVER UP” — including the face, if possible.
She looks like a cadaver. An Italian cadaver….mama mia!
on second thought, she probably thinks they’re taking her picture because she thinks she looks good.
someone should tell her the pictures are only mocking her.
maybe i should email her……..
Ick! Who is this woman?
It’s like an older version of Lady Gaga. (Sorry Zachary, I know you love her.) Once she tames her fashion and ages a bit, we’re looking at a crystal ball of Lady Gaga.
And men, should you have that 4 hour erection we keep hearing about on TV, This is the antidote. Look long and hard (pun intended)at this photo and it should dissipate.
We should mail her gunny sacks.
I guess that’s the look that Karl Lagerfeld thinks we all envy. ‘Course, if Donatella and Lagerfeld stood side-by-side, we’d all think it was a Halloween prank. But that’s just because we’re fat and envious.
OJS: At which point Lady G can drop that a’s at the end….
At this point, DV’s surgeon has exhausted all traditional means and is simply injecting her with embalming fluid.
Thank you for posting this!
I’m trying to lose some weight and because of this photo, I won’t be eating today.
If “Monkey Face”, who works out obsessively and can afford the best that surgery and fillers and supplements can offer, looks this bad what hope is left for moi?
She just looks like an old Italian guy with a wig and a dress! Giovanni must be gagging in his grave.
I think I’ll just stay “fat and envious” if this is the alternative!
She’s trying out her Halloween costume.
Doesn’t her daughter have an eating disorder? She looks like an albino raisinette…EWWWWW….
BB this would do the trick!