This has become so uninteresting that I thought twice about posting it, but figured you guys would think I was shirking my celebrity mocking responsibilities if I didn’t provide a bizarre Lady Gaga outfit at least once every few weeks.
P.S. An alert and astute mockdocker wrote me today saying I hadn’t written about Amy Winehouse in awhile. And you know what? You’re RIGHT! You’ll be happy to know she’s still alive, AND she has new fake boobs.
P.P.S. Lindsay Lohan is looking positively WRECKED lately:
What the? Amy Winehouse actually looks as if she’s alive. I’m confused.
Lindsey Lohan looks like she escaped from “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”
Lindsey looks like she’s had one too many!
When you’re a musical genius, you can wear stuff like that and get away with it. Having legs like a Barbie doll doesn’t hurt, either. (And yes, she IS a musical genius: http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/lady-gaga-is-still-amazing/)
Amy Winehouse is looking GREAT compared to what she used to look like. Seriously. I’m shocked that she’s alive, and I’m shocked that she kind of looks like an Actual Human Being.
WTF is up with Lindsay in that last picture?
Lady Gaga, a genius? How laughable. I quote:
“I’ll get him hot/Show him what I got.”
Um, yeah. Brilliance. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance.
Lindsay is just a wreck. She’s 23. She looks about 40 in the pic.
lindsay looks like elizabeth taylor. and OOOOOLD elizabeth taylor.
Thanks Mock! I was actually worried she lost her superpowers! Her new foobies look too fake. It makes her look old.
Hatchetwoman, I will fight you over this. http://zackapalooza.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/why-lady-gagas-a-genius/
I just wasted like 30 minutes of study time for my Biology test tomorrow on you.
1)is the foobie on the right just a little ‘higher’ than the left?
2)lilo really needs to use a moisturizer.
3)gaga, just weird.
Attention whore, crack whore, Hollywood whore. That sums it up.
Gee Jen, I kind of resent that…..I’m pushing 40 and I don’t look nearly as old as Lindsay – let’s go with 80; she looks nearly 80……….
I second BB.
Poor Lindsay – you know you are pitiful when Amy Winehouse looks better than you.
LOL tep!!! What IS the fascination with Lindsay?! I do not understand it, never have. She’s average looking, and the only thing I’ve seen her in that I’ve really liked is Mean Girls (and that’s probably simply because I like the movie). She’s a constant train wreck waiting to happen. I just don’t get it.
I feel bad for Lohan… if your father is cruel enough to say that you look 100-years-old and he says you won’t live much longer, I think she has all the right in the world to be a train wreck.
Zachary, how’d you do on your exam?
Lady Gaga … Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart … Ludwig Von Beethoven … um, no, not nearly musical genius territory.
Not even in Pete Townsend-land.
Hatchetwoman, stellarly.
Lady Gaga’s of a different breed than Mozart or Beethoven. There are all kinds of genius; she’s today’s virtuoso. Sure, she’s a very good composer/songwriter, but her true artistry is in performing. It’s like she’s a modern-pop version of Liszt moreso than Beethoven.
Of a different breed? I’ll say! I don’t see what makes her a virtuoso. Her songs are mediocre pop tunes, her lyrics aren’t exactly incisive. She may put on a good show but that doesn’t make her a genius — just a good entertainer.
Glad you did so well on the test despite being dicombobulated for half an hour because of my slight of the Lady. LOL
Tori Amos said it best:
“She’s what I call a meteor — singers who entertain people for a while. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. But then there are people like Neil Young who show up at Glastonbury 40 years into their career. And that’s a very different kind of artist. Neil Young doesn’t have to get his bum out on stage!
“The question is, will Lady Gaga be playing alongside Neil Young at Glastonbury in twenty years’ time? She wants to entertain people. Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained. So her timing’s perfect.”
Lindsey’s what – like 45 now? She’s aging as gracefully as Courtney Love.
Daisy, HAHAHAHA! Sure made me laugh!