ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: Bears Without Fur Are Not Nearly As Cute As Bears With Fur.

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This is an Actual Regular Bear.  According to this, all the female bears in a German zoo are suffering from some funky skin funk recently, which has caused them to lose most of their fur. The professionals are clueless, and are thinking it’s a genetic thing, but don’t really know for sure. 

Meantime, the bald bears are drawing record crowds, because crowds like freaky things like bald bears.

I am a fan of regular bears, even though they’re dangerous and would be happy to kill and devour me.  I like them because they’re cute and furry.  These bears look like baby elephants with bear-heads, and frankly, not at all cute.  

Discuss.

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18 Responses to “ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: Bears Without Fur Are Not Nearly As Cute As Bears With Fur.”


  1. 1 Buckeye Bob

    I can hardly bear to look at that bare bear. Now I need a beer.

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  2. 2 Nina

    It dosen’t look like a bear anymore! More like half warewolf and half kangaroo.

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  3. 3 jen

    that is just wrong.

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  4. 4 april f.

    this makes me sad :(

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  5. 5 Dani

    Poor bubba :( I still think it’s cute in an ugly sort of way.

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  6. 6 Susie Switzer

    What a mangey bear….maybe they should try anitmange treatment on it PLEASE QUICK!!

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  7. 7 Sunshyndrmr

    it’s sad but also very hard to look at. Like some creature in a movie (and if anyone uses this in a movie I deserve credit and cash!)

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  8. 8 burning eyeballs

    I pity them.

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  9. 9 SoCalMom

    that’s so sad. Winter is coming- won’t they get cold? Seriously. I hope this doesn’t put their lives in danger. (I’m ignorant and don’t know how cold it gets in Germany…)

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  10. 10 Nancy

    She looks embarrassed…..

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  11. 11 Daisy

    They’re probably losing their hair because zoos are, well, evil. It’s kind of like those suicidal dolphins kept in captivity. I’m just sayin.

    Poor things. Zoos suck monkey poo.

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  12. 12 Hatchetwoman

    It’s the Chupacabra!!!

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  13. 13 Lyonella

    Oh this makes me so sad….

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  14. 14 Kami

    The poor bear kind of looks like a kangaroo here.

    I think it must be some kind of a food allergy or mites. Mites can do this too..or is it mange? I know dogs have this problem…

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  15. 15 sunnyAZ

    Very, very sad.

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  16. 16 Cate

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear…

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  17. 17 kdjfakjsdhf

    this is so fake!

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  18. 18 Timothy Woodchester

    It’s so ugly now, but I’m sure it was cute before. And playful. I bet now it does gross things to match its appearance.

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