What sort of person goes to this place and applies to be one of the ugly dancers? I want to understand the psyche of such a person, and study them. I am completely fascinated by the prospect of someone going into the Foxhole, and saying, “Greetings. I’m here to submit my application for the position of ‘ugly dancer.’”
Or, do you think everyone just applies to be the pretty dancer, and then the management just hires 3 people and doesn’t tell any of them which is which? So as to leave their self-esteem intact?
This is All. I. Can. Think. About.
They just consider them all “Pretty Ugly”
They should have said they were hiring one pretty dancer and two dancers with great personalities.
I know who! Flutezilla!!!!!
There was a girl in my high school who was so unfortunate looking.
Imagine a beak witchy nose, really bad skin, frizzball hair that only a cat could throw up, a unibrow, really bad teeth, and who proudly wore plastic Spock ears to school -for no reason.
She was a band geek who played the flute. Somebody nicknamed her Flutezilla and it stuck for the rest of her time in our high school. Swear!
We had a girl who unfortunately looked like Alice the Goon from Popeye!
Flutezilla ! Reminds me of this one day at Band Camp.
LOL, BB!
They probably just hire three and don’t tell them as you suggested.
But I mean, it has to be pretty obvious. If you’re in the back, to one side, you probably aren’t the pretty one.
It’s probably just a ploy to get men into the club. Curiosity. And besides, it’s not like men even look at women’s faces anyhow. Strip club or not.
I look at women’s faces. That’s why I can’t stand Angelina Jolie.
Or Megan Fox. I mean, her face isn’t UGLY, but it’s just a slutty face. If she were really pretty, she might get away with a slutty body. But not a slutty face and a slutty body.