Meet Lisa and John – two employees at Cornell. They’re married, but not to each other. They’re also enjoying relations of a sexual nature with each other (whether or not they’re enjoying similar relations with their actual spouses is unclear).
Anyway, they decided that email was the best way to communicate their passionate desires for one another. And by mistake, John blind copied THE ENTIRE FREAKING SCHOOL on the email exchange. And it’s not for the weak-hearted, you guys. It’s basically reading porn.
Here is their entire exchange.
So now, not only has the entire campus read about their steamy affair, but now, SO HAS THE ENTIRE WORLD.
The whole thing is pretty sick, but add in the fact that they are talking about spouses and kids and sick mother-in-laws…so many people could be hurt by that! Vivid imaginations for the mullet couple!
OMG I live by Ithaca exactly where Cornell U is and this stuff is so common. In fact I know people that actually have sex in the closets at lunch. But now finally Cornell is infamous.
I’m concerned about two things not stated in the article: First, the man has mullet. A MULLET, people. Second, there are serious grammar issues. Were he too hot and bothered to add a period at the end of a sentence? Was she too excited that she couldn’t place TWO spaces between a period and the next sentence? And the double entendres weren’t witty at all. Still, they’re at Cornell. Which leads me to wonder about their HR dept.
OMG… I can’t believe that that got sent to the entire school!!! That was pretty raunchy- I can’t imagine even texting that to my own husband, let alone sending it through work email!
I, for one, hope that this causes them to get what they deserve for doing this to their spouses and families. What atrocious behavior for 2 married, but not to EACH OTHER, adults! Don’t people ever stop to think before hopping into bed with someone that isn’t their spouse? The children will be hurt, the non-cheating spouses will be hurt, homes will be wrecked, sometimes beyond repair, and in the end no one is happy. What a couple of a@@hats!
Adultery bothers me tremendously. If folks would just work on the problems in their own marriages, their marriages could be this hot and steamy for real so they don’t have to run off and find “excitement” elsewhere. *climbs off soapbox sheepishly*
I almost couldn’t read through it after the mullet guy put a smiley face at the end of every single effing thing he said. Total excessive use of smiley faces. UGH.
After reading that, I want a cigarette and I quit years ago.
Ok I tried not to read it. I tried to resist. But I read it anyway. Wow is all I can say. If they weren’t married then fine. But they are MARRIED!!!!!!! To OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!
Poor spouses.
I get that it happened. but i’m not so sure i buy that it was real. maybe it was messed with? things were added? The whole thing is sketchy, the way they go from normal conversation to sex talk. it all just seems sort of weird
After seeing those pictures (especially his) I’m sure I don’t want to read the email.
I am not an overly prudish person butI felt dirty just reading that! My employer made it very clear that any e-mail sent through company servers is the property of the company and can be reviewed at any time.
Really – a mullet? 1988 called, it wants its hair back!
Just to be completely bitchy about things……If that is who she chooses to cheat with what must her husband look like! Yikes.
I’m loving Anonymous99′s last sentence! LOL