I don’t know if you guys were aware of this, but I really cannot stand Ashley Judd. And there’s nothing more meaningless than when Hollywood celebrities give each other awards and pat each other on the back, even though there are countless other TRUE heroes who deserve the accolades. Anyway, that’s basically what happened the other night. Ashley had all sorts of people fawning over her for wanting to basically throw heaps of condoms out of airplanes for people in the Congo and other places.
I will admit that I liked her dress (although Daisy LOATHES it). But Ashley’s prom-hair is RIDICULOUS, and only shows off the fact that she has spock-ears. BEHOLD:
But I know that’s petty, and you guys know that I really don’t like mocking celebrities. In fact, mockery is really something I try to avoid, for the most part, as I’m sure you’re well aware. So let’s focus on some more important facts. Ashley wrote a sob story article in the USA Today which if you’re masochistic you can read right here. Basically, she thinks there’s waaaaay too many kids in impoverished countries, and if we could just stop them from being born, everything would be rosy. Leave it to Ashley to think that the solution to the world’s problems is preventing babies from being born.
And then here’s what someone who actually knows what they’re talking about has to say about that.
And just for good measure, here’s how Ashley looked once her stylist was gone.
Because of COURSE she’s a fan of PETA.
HATE.
This woman should not wear her hair skinned back like that…It’s just scary.
Why on God’s green earth do you like that layered, flapper-esque, heinous frock of a rag, Mock? It’s downright hideous. And I’m questioning our friendship because of this (only for about 10 seconds, but you get my point).
Next to Obama, she could very well be the most self-absorbed person on the planet.
If we tied her hands behind her back, would she still be able to talk?
I love how in the article (oh heaven help me yes i did read it) she made up a cute pet name for actual DYING CHILDREN. i mean sure she says it ‘dispondently’ but seriously the ‘born to die’….really…. wow.
and yes i realize i completely misspelled despondent….
If she thinks there are way too many starving kids then she should take all of her money she makes and go spend it on them instead of at her hairdresser. Or, maybe even to go other countries and teach that women forced to wear a burka and men who like little kids and their own sisters are bad things instead of cultural.
She obviously can’t help herself, and being laughed at is her karma…
Still, just to balance things off, someone somewhere’ll have to start PETAJ soon.
I’m disappointed in Debra Messing.
How many pounds of make-up are on her forehead? I’m surprised someone didn’t put their initials in it like wet cement.
Ok, I heard the first part about her professors and the award and expected her to start talking like the pot hole that talks in that commercial. Had to turn it off. “Sooooooooooooooo, k bye!!”
I vote for post natal abortio…HERS…THAT would solve all of our problems and she can volunteer…unlike unborn babies…
pompous.
OOo – you guys, I would normally never link to HufPo, but they reprinted the article I linked to above, and the comments in response totally RIP on Ashley. It’s kind of awesome.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/georgianne-nienaber/ashley-judd-please-popula_b_354166.html
Don’t you just love these celebs that go to dirt poor countries, get the photo op and then sympathize in a 6 star hotel while getting their publicist to tell the world how great they are.
When you get voted to Congress Ash, order round the clock saturation bombing to rid the world of those poor impoverished kids and their pregnant mothers, they must be a damn nuisance to you I’m sure.
It might be the hair pulled back, but Ashley is looking a bit Asian don’t you think. What happened to the pearls?
i’ve always found it amusing how these actors/actresses who are on some “noble” cause for humanity, has big ideas when spending someone elses money.
to stand there with thousands of dollars in jewelry, dresess that cost hundreds, if not thousands, then make a phoney plea to the nit wits that are star struck.
but, it must work, because if the papparazzi were not making money, they wouldn’t be there, and that money comes from the idiots who idolize the bigger idiots.