So, I think I told you guys that my computer got attacked by a super porn virus last week, riiiiight about this time. But since my IT guy fixed it, I’ve had a problem-free week, which has been great. Until tonight, when I went to log on. I got this weird message that said, “Windows cannot load the locally stored profile. Possible causes of this error include insufficient security rights or a corrupt local profile. If this problem persists, contact your network administrator.”
So that’s what I did. I contacted him. And I explained the problem, and he told me that he basically needed to spend some time with my computer on Monday, and that “sometimes XP just does that.” What in the holy hell? XP just decides it doesn’t feel like recognizing me anymore? Nice.
So, the good news is that I can BE on the computer, and access the internet. The bad news is that I can’t get to my email, I can’t get to my pictures, and I can’t get to any of my files. So I’m sort of a spayed version of my normal self.
Clearly, I’m meant to have a mac laptop. Don’t you think? I mean, I have a mac desktop at home and it’s fabulous, but if I’m on it, I’m on the opposite side of the house as my family, and I don’t like to be away from them.
I think you know what I’m getting at. See that donate button? You should click on it and contribute to the “Mock Needs A Mac Laptop To Avoid Stupid Porn Viruses and To Officially Break Up With Windows XP” fund.
Help me help you, mockdockers.
I have one, and I have to admit that it’s fantastic.
Unfortunately, I’m a broke college kid. My screen broke (my roommate dropped it), and I have to save money to fix it. I will, however, click your ads a few hundred times in lieu of donating.
Yeah Mock – once you go MAC you never go back. My husband and I have MAC laptops, but our desktop is still a PC and it’s a total piece of crap. We cannot wait to upgrade to a MAC desktop!!!
Thanks Zach! Every little bit helps!!!
Just remember, it’s waaaaay better to do a few every day than a whole bunch one day and then never again!
Be aware before you buy a MAC that they have problems of their own.
It’s not much but I tossed you a $20.
I wish for everyone on the planet to have a Mac laptop so they can lay in bed, as I am now, enjoying the interweb and such.
And, it’s a very small token of my immense gratitude for the hilarity you provide me with every. single. day.
Thank you Mock.
Oh, and I’ll write it off. You’re a non-profit, right?
COUSIN!!! Thank you so much – that’s so sweet. I don’t think I’m set up as a non-profit, though. Do you want me to send it back?
Umm, no, I really don’t think anyone is going to question it;)