Is unfortunateness a word? Or am I going to have to add that to the Mock Dock Dictionary of words that aren’t really words but which are used on a basis of a regular nature around here?
Anyway, it doesn’t really matter because LOOK AT EVERY PERSON IN THIS PICTURE. It’s a veritable SEA of unfortunateness. Thanks to the alert and astute mockdocker for sending this my way!
She was trying to draw attention away from her cane. It didn’t work, but what an effort!
That is the best laugh I’ve had in awhile. Thanks.
Did anyone else notice that the topless woman’s right leg is much slimmer than her left one? I wonder if that is perhaps a prosthetic leg, and that’s why she is wearing the striped things on her legs. And don’t get me started on how HIGH she has her pants pulled up…!
The guy in the red makes me think of Borat. LOL
The woman behind the “topless” woman has the WHITEST legs I’ve ever seen! They are so white they have a bluish tinge to them. *looks for sunglasses…*
Oh, this is just such a “fun” picture… o.0
Is this an inbred convention?
The guy in the red is thinking Barf Simpson “WOOOOOO MOMMA!!!!!!”
The hip fashion dude with his wallet chained to him seems to be playing air guitar trying to serenade the lusty lady with the fake leg. Probably singing “Walk this way”, meanwhile the milk colored chick is asking him to sing anything about the sun while Peg (as in leg) is just taking her boobs right on down the road. This all leaves the girl in the back asking, Where did my donuts go?
When I was a kid, I used to roll my tube socks down around my ankle to form a donut and pretend I was a figure skater. Just like Zay Pattern Lady. That’s probably what she’s doing. Pretending to be a figure skater.
What’s with the milk colored chick’s ankle socks with her black flats?
They look so little girlish.
I am cracking up so much at Tina’s comment – which actually suggested that the REASON that woman is wearing the striped legwarmer thingies was because of the prosthetic.
Like, if Tina and I were looking at the picture together, I’d be all, “OMG – LOOK at that freak.” And Tina would say, “Well, but look – she has a prosthetic, so, you know….” And I’d be like, “Tina – having a prosthetic is not a license to dress in a black and white bike shorts, striped legwarmers, and a bra.” And Tina would say, “But the prosthetic!” And then I would pat Tina on the head and say, “There there, Tina.” And then we would giggle a lot and go see a movie.
great narrative bob!
Thanks, Mock! I would so love to see a movie with you! Heck, I’m not a “musical movie” type of person, but I bet seeing one of those with you would be a riot. Especially if we could go out to lunch afterwards and run into that awesome singing waiter at Cracker Barrel. So, I would totally expand my horizons and try it out.
I was trying to come up with a valid reason for the striped leg warmer things because seeing the older woman kind of made me feel bad for her, like perhaps she wasn’t playing with a “full deck of cards” or something. Also, she kind of reminded me of my deceased grandmother, who wore the oddest things as she entered her 90s, simply because, as she put it, “it makes no sense to go out and buy new clothes when I’m going to DIE SOON ANYWAY”. Oh, she was a dear, and she sometimes cracked me up without meaning to. At least she never forgot to put her top completely on! THAT would have killed her from embarrassment! LOL
Buckeye Bob, I was ROFLMAO at your commentary! Love!
is that a feather coming out of grannies hat?
But didn’t you notice that red shirt man and milk girl are holding hands! Like they are dancing or something?!? Somehow that sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen with prosthetic, shirtless woman. And with her thumbs-up, now that I think about it, I think she is dancing too.
It’s the celebration dance at the end of the Special Olympics.