You can’t tell me that dogs aren’t offended by her high notes. There is NO WAY that her dolphin shrieks don’t irritate dogs.
I think I may have said this before, but it really bugs the crap out of me that she always has a hand up. It’s either just hanging out near her face -palm out, or she’s pointing up (because that helps her hit the dog-abusing notes) or she’s fluttering her fingers. I want, just once, for her to sing a song handcuffed, just to see if she could even do it.


I find te hand really annoying also…
Meant I find the hand really annoying also…..
I’m glad someone shares my hate of her and especially her stupid hand gestures. It has always bothered me.
I ahte that she is a fluffly little butternutt who insists on dressing as if she were in really good shape. she always looks poured into her little dresses and like she is going to primordially ooooze out once she is unzipped. and the hand thing irritates me too.
“I do solemnly swear that the testimony I am about to screech is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”
“Bailiff, eject that woman.”
My husband says he once saw for sale the “Mariah Carey Dog Whistle.” He’s not kidding.