Really?

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Yyyyyyyyyyyyyeah.  I have approximately 87 pounds of food in me from tonight’s anniversary dinner, and so you know what I hate?  The fact that Demi Moore has been photoshopped so much on the cover of this magazine that she’s missing a significant portion of her hip.

I mean seriously.  Who are they trying to fool?

I have a newsflash for all of the fashion mags.  WOMEN EAT.  And women KNOW that other women eat.  And women who know that other women eat get really cranky when fashion mags assume we’re too stupid to know that other women eat.

GAWD.

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7 Responses to “Really?”


  1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Wow. Her thigh doesn’t even line up. Awesome oversight, photoshopper.

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  2. 2 buckeye Bob

    They did almost as bad with her arms. Not very professional at all.

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  3. 3 Anonymous

    Have any of you checked out photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com? There are blatant photoshop mess ups there. It really sheds a light on how all magazines photoshop the he** out of photos to make women and men appear unnaturally thin, long-legged, and waif-like. Nothing is as it seems in magazine photos.

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  4. 4 Benoit from Ottawa

    Women eat? Not Victoria Beckham, anyway…

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  5. 5 Jen

    her disappearning hip blends right in with her very prominant “I could use it to study anatomy” clavicular area

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  6. 6 Francisco Dreadful

    It’s ridiculous, really. And what bugs the most is the fact that some girls actually buy this crap and they feel miserable about themselves when they see these things.

    Yeah, I know… what I just wrote is the ultimate definition of a Hallmark cliche or something, but hey… it’s true.

    But I also havce to gree with Benoit: Vicky doesn’t eat. I know you like her, Mockarena, but seriously… I don’t think Victoria remembers how to chew anymore these days.

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  7. 7 Hatchetwoman

    Why does she have that vacuous look on her face? And why is she standing that way? Her expression and posture make me think of a marionette that’s been hung up.

    The longer it’s been since I’ve read one of those magazines, the more absurd they seem.

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