Ka-duh sent Bunny this picture from the totally fabulous People of Walmart site, and Bunny sent it to me, and obviously, it could not go unposted.
Question: what sound would be made as a result of untying the string that is holding those two straps together? I’m looking for the SOUND. Would it be like the sound that those Poppin Fresh Dough biscuits make when you pull the tab on the can? Or would it be more like a clapping sound – from the reverberation of the two giant backboobs slapping into each other over and over again?
Thoughts?
She should get a couple of nipple tattoos.
When I saw this picture this morning – it literally made me gasp! Can you imagine if your mom came to school dressed like that to pick you up! I would DIE a thousand deaths from embarassment!
I am thinking the sound would be more of a “Sproinnnnnngggg” like in the Road Runner cartoons when the big spring would catapult something…
Nuh uh!!!!
Now really -how does she think this is acceptable? How can she not feel that “uncomfortableness?” I’m squirming and feelin’ all yucky just looking at her.
“Sproinnnnngggg” is my new favorite word.
I have a feeling she looks about the same with our without the straps. The string merely keeps them from falling off of her shoulders.
Geez. For a minute there I was wondering why Dolly Parton had hair covering her face…
Ooooooooooooooooooooh, funny efect: look from the picture of the, uh, woman above to the linkydink pix on the right, and back (heh) and forth, etc.
Weird.
i thought the ‘sproinnnnng’ was good.
i was gonna go with a ‘boiiiinnnngggg’, so same thing.
but why are her pants hitched up so high?
she could have just tucked those puppies into her waist band!
Somebody please tell me this was photo shopped! Please!!!!
I’m going with a loud wa-psshhhssshhht. That string is about to give way and all heck is gonna break loose.
If I ever become a Landbeast of this sort, someone please kill me.
Just, put me out of my misery.
I think it would sound like two (mostly full, using jello) water balloons being splooshed together. The inertia of the movement would keep the jello splooshing and smacking the inside of the rubbery balloon for a full 20 -30 seconds, much like the 100lbs of chewed up-bubble-gum-in-a-white-hefty-bag like fat inside her back just waiting for a good zit to explode out of. ew.