Well, Crap. Clearly, I’m Going To Have To Watch This.

I don’t know that there’s any way around it, really. Every single second of this show will be mockable.

There is no bigger turn off than when a dude is so obviously in love with his own body. Ick.

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9 Responses to “Well, Crap. Clearly, I’m Going To Have To Watch This.”


  1. 1 QuiteContrary

    Wow…
    These are exactly the kinds of kids that come to Bloomington for college.
    They are the lowest of low… Lower than wellfare-career Moms and junkies.

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  2. 2 jenn

    “I’m a bartender. I do great things.” Ugh.

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  3. 3 Hatchetwoman

    Why?

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  4. 4 Carol0717

    Quite contrary makes me glad I don’t have kids to send to college, because i LOATHE college kids

    And i wish someone would just tell me when, and more importantly, why, it became OK for males to do that to their eyebrows.

    I won’t even begin to address any other body modifications they do.

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  5. 5 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Looks like soft core porn with Jersey accents. Where’s Amy Fisher when you need her?

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  6. 6 Francisco Dreadful

    Wow, these people are so classy and refined… but most of all, they’re all SO deep. Not greasy and empty at all. The kind of friends I would chose, definitely.

    Wow, seriously, why are these shallow dopes allowed to live in this world? I mean, their only ambition is to look ‘hot’ and they don’t even succeed at doing that. I would never encourage suicide, but I could make an exception.

    And yes, I agree: There is no bigger turn off than a guy who lusts over his own body.

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  7. 7 Punky

    Ew. I can just see the diseases crawling off their bodies! Carol, the only thing I think a guy should do to his eyebrows is keep them from becoming a unibrow. That’s it. And ok, so what if your body looks great? If the wheel’s turning and the hamster’s dead upstairs, just how interesting do you think you’ll be to date in another year? And is one of them one of the Gotti boys?

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  8. 8 ME

    Good ole Jersey folks. They really are the epitome of natural selection..

    I did see a funny t-shirt once regarding Jersey girls: Jersey girls aren’t trash. Trash gets picked up.

    Zing!

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  9. 9 HurleyBurleyGirl

    Oh my gawd like I jus’ loss a few brain cells wathin’ suh-in(something) so profound and like you know I’m gonna do great things and rock this world and stuff…yea wasss up?

    HOLY (S)ugar (H)oney (I)ced (T)ea! ….and then they procreated.

    Like a bad car wreak. Look away HBG! Look away! “No! No! I must look at the carnage and then kick myself and cry and nash my teeth afterward.”

    Well, I’ve been warned about this show. I’ll probably watch just to see the “stupid” flying.

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