BEHOLD: Victoria Beckham casually taking her kids out for yogurt. This is probably as casual as Vicky B can bring herself to look in public. Casual for me equals flip flops and sweats. Casual for Victoria is 5 inch heels and high fashion.
I don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of ever being as awesome as she is, even after my Louboutins arrive. Although when they DO, I will totally FEEL fabulous. And you, poor mockdockers, will have to hear about it ad nauseum for a few days, just like when I got my new car. But remember – I promised I’d calm down about my new car after a few days, and I totally did. That’s how it’ll be with the shoes too. I swear.
Mock – don’t be so hard on yourself. You’ve posted pictures of yourself and I think you are far superior to Victoria B. any day
Have a great weekend!
Forget the yogurt! She should be goin out for a cheeseburger!
Aww – ER – thanks! You’re too sweet. You’re wrong, but very very sweet.
Anonymous – I’m sure she didn’t actually eat any yogurt herself. I think she lives on ice water and maybe a couple of peas per day.
She must have a podiatrist on call.
What strikes me about this picture is the kid with the teddy bear. Doesn’t he seem a little old to be carrying that around?
I totally agree with anonymous. She needs to eat a cheeseburger with a double order of fries. She would totally blow away in a strong wind!!
For heaven’s sake isnt this poor woman old enough and rich enough to eat or not eat whatever she wants, seriously? The only reason she is so thin is that because if she was a normal weight the whole world would be calling her fat (look at kelly clarkson or jessica simpson for example). At least shes not like kate moss quoting from pro ana sites.
Also Im sure the little boy with the bear is only like 7 so its not a crime yet if he still wants to carry one around (while looking for his age i spotted other pictures of him with bears maybe he likes them…)
You all took an innocent picture of a fabulous looking victoria out with her kids and turned it into an ad for eating and developmental disorders.
Those are light gray Louboutins. Love. Must. Have. Immediately.
Those shoes look too much like horse’s hooves. Not attractive, in my opinion.
I find it charming that her son is exactly as fierce as she is. Same badass expression, to the t. He can even walk around casually cradling a teddy bear as a little boy and manage to look fierce. This is a future fashion designer to be sure.
Amy Winehouse alert (assuming this isn’t old news)
It’s about the future. The future shnoz. Poor thing.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/11/22/amy-winehouse-to-have-nose-job-115875-21839778/
Seen her mini-interveiw in this month’s Allure yet? Her #1 most hated footwear is ballet flats
abracadebrah…yes, i agree. something out of wack there.
I must disagree…you are way more fabulous than she is…when I see her with her kids…they look miserable…and when I see your kids – they look so happy! Awesome is inside, not outside.
Her heels will keep getting taller…it’s how she stays taller than her kids
I agree with abracadebrah — he does look a little old to be carrying a stuffed animal. On the other hand, he IS strangling it . . .
Does she EVER walk upright?
I think she might be a link to evolution… just based on her posture.
Is she holding her sons’ hands while they cross a busy street? Or is she hanging onto those kids so she won’t fall off her shoes?
Can I just say that I don’t love Victoria Beckham or anything, but I respect celebrities like her who don’t go out in public wearing sweats. I’ve never seen a picture of her where she’s looked sloppy.
It’s like she gets that she’s in the public eye, and that pictures WILL be taken, so she dresses accordingly. Britney (and most of the rest of Hollywood) could take a leaf out of her book.