…just remember that you’ve got it better than this dude:
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The guy that has to wipe him may disagree with you.
Talk about having a crappy job….
(sorry, I couldn’t help myself…Ha ha ha!!)
An elephant on a stool making stool………hmmm
i wonder if the elephant is feeling embarrassed that he has to do that in front of all those people, or, that he’s thinking “what kind of morons take pleasure watching me taking a dump?”
now, if i got up on that stool and did the same thing….would they cheer me on too or have me arrested?
I like that the elephant has a collar. It probably has some sort of leash attachment as well because some fool thinks if he yanks of the leash he’ll be able to slow down an elephant that wants to run away.
And if it were me with the bucket, the first thing I’d do is GET A BIGGER BUCKET. The rish of overflow is far to great. The second thing I’d do is PUT ON SOME GLOVES!
MGA- you’d only be cheered on if you could poop like that only standing on your hands. If you put your feet on the ground, you’d be arrested. That’s one of the strangest pooping positions I’ve seen an animal do.
Yes, it is revolting to watch.
My friend Ben’s family had four elephants that used to be with Ringling. They had retired to Sarasota by the time I met them: Emma, Babe, Shirley, and Carrie. I can’t remember which elephant was at Disney for the Aladdin opening parade. Ed McMahon was supposed to ride on top of the elephant but chickened out at the last minute and walked along side.
They were actually taught to poopie on command before going out on spec (where they go around the circus ring at the beginning). We watched the look of horror on Mr. McMahon’s face as the elephant did her “buidness”.
Ha! Ha! Backstage at Disney shows was always a blast!