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Women Everywhere Are CRYING

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According to this, Robbie Williams proposed to longtime girlfriend Ayda Field on an Australian radio show.  If you go to the link you can actually HEAR the proposal.  Other articles ’round the internets say it was all a joke and not REALLY a proposal, but even if that’s true, the fact of the matter remains that they are, at some point, going to marry each other.

If I were not married to Mr. Mock, I would be crying right now, as I’m sure thousands of other women are, because they realize that the 2nd hottest guy on the planet is now officially and totally off the market.

I’m choosing to believe that Robbie finally realized he had no chance with me, knew he had to move on, and is settling for 2nd best.

I Accidentally Like This Song

BEHOLD: Jordin Sparks and some dude named Guy Sebastian singing a song called Art Of Love. Jordin likes to do video duets with dudes in which they stand facing each other – just singing right into each other’s faces (See No Air). This is why I could never be a singer – because making videos in which you are required to look lovingly at someone while you’re singing at them would be positively hysterical and I could never pull it off.

(Mr. Mock – there’s a Porsche in this video. You’ll like it.)

On This Day Of Thanks…

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…it is my sincerest hope that you have something more appetizing than this on your dining room table.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

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May your evening be free from clowns with blue fur boots and 8 month gestational bellies.

Jon And Kate Plus 8 Is OVER

OMG we can all finally breathe again.

Are these, or are these not, two of the most annoying people on the planet? Because I’m pretty sure they are.

LOVE.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video clip – and it’s an ad for Volkswagon, although I had no idea until it SAID so at the end. But it’s just one of those ads that makes me involuntarily smile. You can’t help but smile. And if you can – well, then you’re just a jerk. :)

Enjoy.

NINETY TWO

I haven’t seen an embeddable version of this that has sound yet (if you find one let me know) but here is a NINETY TWO year old great granny doing the salsa with her 29 year old great grandson. You have to watch through at LEAST the 1.45 mark, because granny knows how to get her salsa on.

I want to be exactly this awesome when I am 92.

UPDATE: Because an awesome mockdocker found a version with sound. YAY!

Mocksville

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Buckeye Bob sent me this city sign, and obviously I totally love it, but it made me think, “Hey – haven’t I talked about Mocksville before?”  And so I checked the archives, and lo and behold, I HAD talked about it.  Along with how much I hate hospitals. Rereading that post made me all high blood pressurey again just thinking about it, especially because our healthcare system could easily get a bazillion skillion times worse if any of the current nonsense passes.  But we won’t talk about that here, because we do that plenty at COTR.

ANYWAY, Buckeye Bob didn’t just send this happy little city sign.  Nope – he also sent this:

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He asked if those were Louboutins, which made me totally giggle.

Wow.

Adam McDyingCat Lambert was really awful at the AMA’s. I didn’t watch it live, but this is just a shrieky, provocative-for-provocative’s-sake horrible performance of a horrible terrible awful song.

HATE.

Mockery Being Put On Hold For This Post

Wow. This is the most unbelievably inspiring story. I saw it this morning and thought, “This totally is not mockable. But I must share it.”

So here you go. Prepare for lumps in your throat.

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