
I was going to write about all of the fur, but let’s face it, there’s no getting around discussion of Aretha’s boobs. They are OUT OF CONTROL. I actually kind of think that her giant fur collar is unnecessary, seeing as how she could just fling one of her boobs around her neck, wrap it around a couple times, and still have boob left to spare.
Aretha needs a stylist. One who either can instruct her on how to dress without calling attention to the fact that you have giant tube socks in place of boobs, OR one who can provide her with instruction about how to make her boobs more utilitarian. Why spend money on scarves? Especially fur ones?

she’s too old to be trying to flaunt the girls around any more.
give it a rest woman!!
and do something with the turkey waddle under the chin!
There’s no bra in the world with that much support. She needs cranes to support those things!
Speechless, I am simply speechless!
Her cleavage is starting to look like a butt crack…crack kills!
She’s a 70 year old diabetic still trying to look sexy which she never was. She’s a great soul singer, not Donna Summers. I don’t get it.
Your butt crack is cleavage too! I remember watching this show on human sexuality where they were comparing butt cleavage to breast cleavage.
Just be thankful she isn’t showing her butt cleavage!!
Take a look at this old picture of Aretha. http://991.com/newGallery/Aretha-Franklin-Soul-69-324556.jpg
What happen?? Did she have breast implants at some point? I mean, sure, she has gained weight, but geez!!