That’s Kendra Wilkinson’s new house. And it’s like within a 15 mile radius of me. Naturally, I have no idea WHERE precisely, but Leroy is totally scouting out neighborhoods to find it, and then we are going to show up on her doorstep and befriend her so that we can just tell her to laugh a LOT, and then we’ll point and giggle at her because her laugh is so goofy. And then we’ll convince her that she needs to buy her new friends several pairs of shoes and a couple of new handbags. And then we’ll ask her for really good tickets to all the games. And then we’ll ask her if she truly actually honestly slept with Hugh Hefner. Because eew.
Kendra’s husband is apparently with the Indianapolis Colts now, and so they moved here, and I’m sure that she’s like, “WTF is this weather?” Because, you know, it’s not quite as temperate as the Playboy Mansion digs.
I don’t know who this woman is, but I do know that your first big paragraph reads like a transcript of a catty preteen girl’s conversation. I love it.
Zachary- She was one of Hef’s girlfriends on “Girls next door” before Hef decided they were too old at 23 and brought in younger blondes…
I WILL find her, and Mock – I’ll, like, bake her some cookies or something. I mean thats what new neighbors do, right?
This whole “I want to be a wife and mommy” thing with Kendra will last about a year after the limelight starts to fade.
Can’t imagine anyone having sex with Hef. He may have been OK back in his day but that was like when the Dead Sea was just sick.
Oh yes, Buckeye Bob, unfortunately, I can imagine many ladies of a certain kind who would gladly close their eyes and pork that death warmed over old man.
And while they are on their backs and or knees doing the nasty they think of the men they really love: Gucci, Versace, Michael Kors, Armani….and all the Benjamin they can get their skank hands on.
And sadly, what did all the little girls watching Kendra’s show learn? That they too can marry a sports star and live in a big house with lots of stuff and money and more stuff if they close their eyes and pork a gross old man with money. Yea!
Why go to college I’m sure they must be thinking.
I’m not sure exactly why Hef and Kendra split up, but I doubt it was due to her being too old at 23, since she was in fact the youngest of the three girls next door. If anything, I would think it would be because Hef realized that she is annoying and too much of a party girl for all of his rules he has. They had a 9 pm curfew…
Either way, Kendra in snowy weather, this will be interesting to see. No more booty shorts and whatever else she was known for.