An alert and astute mockdocker sent me some totally hilarious pictures of dumb shoes, and I’m going to stagger them over the next couple days because they’re too good to group together. I mean, LOOK AT THIS.
I suppose if you’re the type of person who has separation anxiety when you are parted with your hamster or something, this might be a handy way to avoid that emotional turmoil. You could just pack up your hamster in your shoe, and check in on him every now and then when you’re seated.
If Victoria Beckham ends up with a pair of these, I might have to rethink my girl crush.
dawn, i would totally wear these if they housed goldfish!!
Oh the poor little fuzzy guy! Every step in these monstrostities will fling his teeny body around like being in the 1989 California earthquake. Then there’s his “leavings”, which will get flung around in there with it every step of the way. Where’s the annoying organization PETA when you really need it? =P
I suppose if you’re the type of person who has separation anxiety when you are parted with your hamster or something, this might be a handy way to avoid that emotional turmoil.
what if your pet is, say, a cat?
Looks like the same one in both shoes. Photoshop? Hamster aside, those are still some hideous, sweat-inducing, cramping stripper boots.
Yup… those hamsters are definitely added by photoshop, just like Diana said. And, yes…those are some effin’ hideous shoes, with or without the hamsters. Wow, really, talk about skanky.
This is a travesty against hamsters! Where is PETA when you need them!
I think these shoes are not meant to be walked in. They look like something for a man with woman’s foot fetish, pointing toward the ceiling in a scissor like fashion. Hmmm…somebody call Tiger Woods. He might like these for all his Hoes’ toes.
Uh, I think that picture is meant to evoke a certain type of fetish … that of watching women stomp small animals. I forget what it’s called … it may be “stomping” but that’s not ringing a bell. As I understand it, though, it’s usually the heel that crushes the rodent or other small animal.
I am totally serious about this. I read about it years ago in the Los Angeles Times, because there was a whole underground market of videos of this stuff, and animal-rights groups were up in arms. This was before the internet.
It’s bugging me that I can’t remember the name for this particular fetish, but I’m too afraid of what might come up to Google it.
ur,the shoes are so …i don’t know how to describe.
I always wanted to have a pair of clear boots/shoes because of all the adorable little socks they make that otherwise go unseen inside of a shoe. Someone finally did it but unfortunately, had to be stupid about it.