Comments on: Skanks And Landbeasts

By: Kami

Kami — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:11:13 +0000

Man, I wish I could see a picture of that couple! However, I am not remotely stealthy. When it comes to my boyfriend attempting to mock someone I’m usually ‘Huh, what’ all loud and stuff cause he mumbles and I have a hard time understanding him. Or I just am not covert when I’m attempting to look at them. Also–not so stealthy with the camera phone either. Will say, bf’s dad was in taking a picture of my boobs. Well sort of stealthy cause I kind of caught him and pretended to ignore it.

I really hope that when I do fly I won’t be stuck in that situation. I would be so mad! Especially if they were funky–I’d literally get sick. I can’t handle very strong smells at all.

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By: Johnny C.

Johnny C. — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:07:01 +0000

You did great. I bet most people couldn’t achieve the “eaten by chimp” effect if they tried!

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By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:34:46 +0000

I thought the same thing, Johnny C! THis is just further evidence of my total incapability of using any photo editing software. I just can’t do it.

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By: Johnny C.

Johnny C. — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:15:02 +0000

You know, the way her face is blurred makes her look JUST like the woman who got her face eaten by the chimp.

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By: Francisco Dreadful

Francisco Dreadful — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:21:00 +0000

I really don’t like it when fat chicks push me when I’m on the train
I don’t know why, but they are usually very rude and they never even bother saying ‘Excuse me’. Oh, no…instead, they run you over like a tractor.
And yes, they generally smell too, but fat guys are worse that way.

I don’t have anything against fat people, though… I swear.

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By: cynthia

cynthia — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:29:03 +0000

For the first time ever, I am disappointed- I thought , for sure, Mr. Mock had taken a picture of the couple in the restaurant! Your descriptive skills ARE remarkable, but as the say ‘a picture is worth ….’ Tsk tsk, tsk! Don’t worry, I still love you!

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By: Jen

Jen — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:46:34 +0000

I aadmit to stalking and trying to take pictures of people at my local grocery store for you…. but I fail miserablly at being stealthy. I am subtle like a herd of elephants. I have great admiration for your husband!

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By: Punky

Punky — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:48:39 +0000

Maybe the guy hired a hooker to accompany him to dinner and “dessert.”

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By: Nancy

Nancy — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:45:19 +0000

I used to ride the train in WDC and hated the summertime when the train would break down and people were all sweaty and stinky and the fat smokers always wanted to sit their fat butts next to me with their sweaty stinky skin touching me! Makes me grimace just thinking about it.

At least she was pleasant!

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By: buckeye Bob

buckeye Bob — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:15:27 +0000

Are you sure you blurred the picture or is that what she looked like after Mr Mock was done punching her out. Doesn’t sound like his frequent flyer program is too good either if he is getting stuck like that. When I did a lot of flying, I was almost always upgraded to 1st class and on the planes that didn’t have it I got 1st row or exit row and guaranteed no middle seat ever.

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