Where in the holy hell do you buy the kind of self-confidence that this chick has? Because I’m headed to a warm and sunny beach soon, and I am wearing a tankini in public, NOT a bikini, and not only am I probably 1/3 of her size, I also only have one buttockular area. And it’s on the back of me. And yet here’s this chick, with a whole extra butt, IN THE FRONT NO LESS, just flaunting her stuff around like it’s no big deal.
They should bottle her self-confidence and sell it. I would totally buy it.
Somebody unzip that suit and let her out of there!!!
My question is not about her self-confidence. I want to know where one goes about buying a suit that size (well, the bottoms, at least — we do have to account for Hef’s girlfriends).
I think we found one of Victoria’s missing bikinis stretched to phase 5!
Reminds me of a song, goes like this, “I like big butts and I cannot lie”…..Sing along with me!
Looks more like the backside of an oversized plumber.
my what a beautiful beach…I think…
She’s adjusting the top when clearly the bottoms need more help.
Thanks for posting this! Fat people are so gross and ugly. Seriously, if I ever got fat (especially THAT FREAkIN’ FAT!) I would blow my fat head off with a gun. Because, here’s the thing. Fat people, just by being fat, are proof that they don’t care about their appearance,lives or the lives of those around them. I mean, have you ever sat on a bus or plane next to a fat person? Have you ever sat in a resteraunt next to them. Not only does watching a fatty eat want to make me barf (oink, oink, slop, slop) have you ever noticed that, if they are able to fit in a chair all that disgusting blubber just spills over, and if they sit on a bench, they take up a good two or three spaces that a normal person would use. . They’re ugly by reason of being fat (really, can anyone name me a pretty fat person? Case closed). If I were to discover that one of my babies was prone to obesity, I would abort it (but would wait till month 8 or 9, just to be sure. Save room for normal people, not fatties. I would also make sure that there are ways to end fatties lives, since they are clearly more depressed than normal people. Anyway, can’t wait for the next ‘landbeast’ insert…I get it. They’re beasts, because clearly fatties aren’t human. LOL.
Geez, Tazzy, get a grip!
This is not self confidence. This is either:
1) The Queen of De Nile
2) Absolutely Do Not Care Anymore
She may not have a neck, but for her size, her rack isn’t the worst I’ve seen.