No fewer than THREE mockdockers sent me a story about Victoria Beckham’s clothes being stolen, and suggested that it was ME whole stole them. Whaaaaa?
I would never steal clothes from Victoria. I LOVE Victoria. Besides, it’s very difficult to alter clothes so that they are BIGGER, which is obviously what I would have to do, since Victoria is an inhuman sized person, and I am a normal sized person.
What needs to happen is that Victoria needs to read all my posts about her, realize that we are destined to be friends, and then she’ll fly me out on weekends to go shopping, and she’ll insist on treating me to free samples from her entire clothing line, all in my size, and she’ll teach me to be more fabulous. The hardest part will be the smiling. I’m a HUGE smiler, particularly when there is a camera aimed in my general direction. I don’t know that she’ll be able to break me of that habit.
But steal clothes from Victoria? NEVER. I am holding out hope that she’ll be friends with me someday. And stealing wouldn’t make a very good first impression.
David looks haaaaaaaawt in that pic. Not looking at the hag on his arm.
If Victoria would be more like you and smile more often, people might not think she’s so cold.
OMG. I must have that dress. After I give birth and lose 30 pounds, that is.