Comments on: OMG You Guys – He’s SERIOUS.

By: Jordon

Jordon — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:24:36 +0000

Poifect evytime, fugetabouut it!

By: burning eyeballs

burning eyeballs — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:10:33 +0000

Imagine running your fingers through that mess!

By: lyonella

lyonella — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:51:16 +0000

“Poifect ev’ry time.” Bet his kids and grandkids get a laugh outta that some day. Assuming any Douch-ette takes an interest in him.

By: ME

ME — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:00:54 +0000

Those Joisey people never fail to amuse…

By: Punky

Punky — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:17:43 +0000

And he does the eyebrows too. Am I the only one who finds it creepy when guys get their eyebrows waxed? Of course I don’t want my husband to have a unibrow, but other than that, I think I’d be creeped out. Just think, he’s voting age.

By: Olivia J. Snarkypants

Olivia J. Snarkypants — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:41:17 +0000

I can’t even imagine how that feels when it dries. It looks so stiff and sticky. It’s like Jersey is it’s own bizarre culture. Maybe they’ll secede from the union.

By: Gracie

Gracie — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:38:03 +0000

And he shaves his armpits.

By: Punky

Punky — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:13:14 +0000

Hatchetwoman – ever see Jackass where they had the hair clipper camera? They’d sneak up on each other and buzz their hair, ending up with a bald streak! Please Johnny Knoxville, find this guy and buzz his hair! What is with the stupid accent? They’re not from New York. What a douche. I don’t even know any women who do all that stuff to their hair, or take that much time. Dear God, please strike him with male pattern baldness, Amen.

By: Hatchetwoman

Hatchetwoman — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:42:07 +0000

What a useless pretty boy. I just about gagged when I saw his hair, and then I really did gag when I saw the pseudo-rosary around his neck. Maybe someone needs to tell him about the sin of vanity.

I really, really hope all his hair falls out. Or that someone pours a bucket of water over him. Or lights a match and tosses in his hair. OK, maybe not that last one, but couldn’t someone attack him with hair clippers?

By: directorevil

directorevil — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:08:27 +0000

I’m hoping that an unusual dust storm strikes the Jersey shore.