You’re Not Going To Believe This

Junior Mock and I are already home! The surgery went really well, and after about an hour of what seemed like some serious pain, Junior Mock seems to be comfortable and is just hanging out with me at home. He’s got bandages everywhere of course, but he hasn’t yet complained when I move him and he’s already been fed some apple juice.

Best hospital experience EVER.

And to top it all off, Mariah Carey acted like an imbecile again. Only this time, she did it in a dress she could barely walk in. LOVE:

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20 Responses to “You’re Not Going To Believe This”


  1. 1 R

    Yes! Hooray! Wonderful news! Thanks so much for the update.

  2. 2 Hatchetwoman

    Great news about Junior Mock! I’m sorry, I didn’t know, but I’ll offer prayers for a continued quick recovery.

    As for Mariah Carey – what a dingbat. Her dress was ridiculous, not flattering, and you can see through it. How low-class.

  3. 3 jenn

    She was reading her acceptance speech from the teleprompter, anyway…

  4. 4 Punky

    Soooo glad everything went so well!

  5. 5 Carolyn

    I just figured out what bothers me the most about Mariah’s physical appearance: her head is too small for her boobs.

  6. 6 sunnyAZ

    Great news! Prayers for a speedy recovery!

  7. 7 tep1031

    Mariah Carey seems incapable of wearinf clothes the correct size for her body. No matter what size she is, her clothes are always the next size (or two) down.

    I hope Jr Mock recovers quickly.

  8. 8 Anonymous

    oops, should be “wearinG”

  9. 9 serenity ontario

    If you people knew anything you would have watched the insider and seen Mariah Carey talking to Nicey Nash saying the dress was originally was too big and she had it taking in but in her words she and I quote “The lady must have gotten scissor happy and the dress was too tight” and that’s why Nick was up there help her because she could barely move. So get you facts straight before you start talking trash about my idol.

  10. 10 Mockarena

    serenity ontario – your comment made me laugh SO HARD.

    You idolize Mariah Carey. That is HILARIOUS! :D

  11. 11 serenity ontario

    Don’t start something you can’t finish because mama plays to win and I hope you didn’t sprain your pea sized brain thinking up your name MOCK DOCK so original and you moron I am not the only one who idolizes Mariah Carey go on youtube and you will see at least 20 other people who idolize her.Can you sing like her if not then shut up and thank you for proving my point that men are insecure around a beautiful successful women aren’t men always saying they want a woman who wants them but not for money too bad she’s married because you have the perfect candidate and women are jealous of her talent tell me you wouldn’t want what she has the platinum albums,the lambs,the vocal range,the MONEY.And if it wasn’t for her songs,”Hero”,”One sweet day”,I would never gotten over my father’s death so watch what you say to me and her other songs that have help me are,”My saving grace”,and “I wish you well” and one of the lines is “let he who is without sin cast the first stone and if you say you are not a sinner because then you are a liar which makes you a sinner.

  12. 12 R

    Someone must be new here and does not realize that the name of the website accurately describes its intent, purpose, and reason for existence. Fortunately, newbies quickly learn how devoted Mockdockers are to Mock and HER website. It is my fervent hope that other Mariah fans at least know how to use correct grammar (pesky little things like punctuation, capitalization, spelling…).

  13. 13 Mockarena

    serenity — please don’t stop. I swear I have never laughed so much! MORE MORE MORE!

    PS. You should realize that I couldn’t care less if you idolize her or not, and that the more you write the more ridiculous you sound. Keep the comments coming. This is the best entertainment ever! :)

  14. 14 Mockarena

    And 20 whole people idolize her. WOW! You’re obviously in good company. Good job.

  15. 15 Mockarena

    R – I think that’s wishful thinking. :) We need to be careful here, because apparently “mama plays to win!”

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  16. 16 R

    Okay, Mock, NOW I’m giggling! It would appear that “mama” pays as much attention to content (that being your precious boy’s best hospital experience ever) as she does to every other aspect of written communication. I must confess that I thought her first comment was written with heavy sarcasm, but then her next post was… Well, it was… “Unhinged” is all I can come up with. And I suddenly realized the Captain may have the official tag as your Loyal Defender, but all of us Mockdockers belong to that regiment. So regardles of how much “mama plays to win,” THIS mutha don’t play that crap.

  17. 17 sunnyAZ

    What R said!

  18. 18 Mockarena

    I love mockdockers SO MUCH. :D

  19. 19 R

    On a semi-side note: Mariah has lambs? Wha—?

  20. 20 sunnyAZ

    Bahhhhhhhhh!

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