My Victoria is guest hosting American Idol tonight, you guys. Obviously, I’ll be riveted to the TV and unable to post. So here’s a picture for you to make fun of:
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I was convinced this was a fake gun, but I asked my husband, who not only works for the DOD but is a GUNSMITH, said, “It’s real.” He pointed out that it’s the way she’s holding the gun that makes it look fake. The butt of the gun is past her left wrist (on our right) and the magazine (which holds the bullets) is what is across her abdomen. The parrot, glasses, hair and ensembles he refused to comment on in a way that I could repeat here.
Oh please let these people have thought “How can we make this picture as weird as possible? Frizzy perm and glasses- check! Too tight velour v neck shirt- check! Scary gun with knife attachment- check! Honey, don’t forget the parrot!”. But it looks like one of those fake woods backgrounds, so did they tote all this stuff to the photography studio?
Who puts a scope on a SKS?
“Get the gun. And the bird. We’re goin out on the town tonight, Betty!”
After repeated asking, Polly finnaly got a couple of crackers.
BB- you crack me up! Your comments are always funnier than the pictures.~ Mock,I thought Victoria looked absolutely horrible in the first hour of American Idle. She looked somewhat better in the second part, but nothing like her photos.. What did you think?
Cindy – Really? I thought she looked chic as ever. What do you think made her look so bad? I loooove her hair.
Winners of the “Random Picture Contest”
1. Fem-mullet
2. Afro-mullet
3. Oversized sunglasses indoors (their future is NOT bright)
4. Farrah bangs
5. Odd gun with poorly placed blade
6. Live parrot
7. Acid washed jeans
8. Top-only goatee
9. Indoor forest
10. Crushed velvet Velour V-neck shirt
All 10 requirements met, and they made it look flawless & normal!
Anyone else think he looks like Ron Jeremy with a perm?
Punky, do you mean the Ron Jeremy from Entourage? I don’t see it.
LOL, Buckeye Bob! Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that.
Am I imagining things, or does that bird have one eye fixated on that gun and a worried expression on its face? (Can’t say I blame him/her.)