An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video, and see – this is why you should be careful of landbeasts, you guys. THEY WILL KILL YOU.
I cannot BELIEVE this chick got off with 3 years probation after KILLING a dude. Wow. If she’d have used a gun, I guarantee you there’d have been jail time. This should be a lesson to everyone that landbeastiocity is every bit as deadly as any other weapon.

So that’s one of those weapons of ASS destruction.
Oh geez, Buckeye Bob, I was drinking coffee when I read your comment!!! *wipes off computer screen*
I can’t top that Buckeye Bob!
Ok, I am kinda fat, and I am pretty sure that my husband could get me off of him if I tried to sit on him and kill him.
As a child I went to school with a fat kid who would threaten to sit on kids who were teasing him. I guess no one should have laughed at that, huh?