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WOAH.
They’re in her Birkin bag.
The one I’m coveting right now.
No doubt, Traci – that bag is GORGEOUS.
Wow! VB in flats?! Maybe she had foot surgery? BTW…those shadows blend in with her tights and make her legs look huge.
She doesn’t need heels. With those legs and those shiny tights, or hose, or whatever you call ‘em, all eyes will be on her. Heels would be coals to Newcastle, gilding the lily, and a lot of other metaphors.
She actually looks less miserable.
Is that a black purse with a blue dress? Surely this is just a matter of poor lighting…
Honestly, though, she still looks really good. Despite the blue-and-black thing Leroy pointed out.
But Mockarena, you’ve really made me respect Victoria Beckham. Before I read The Mock Dock I could have cared less. Now, though, I actually really like her just because she realizes (unlike so many other celebrities) that she can’t go outside in sweatpants because somebody somewhere will take a picture. She always dresses nice, and that’s a good thing from a celebrity.
Isn’t she wearing black tights and shoes? The black bag goes with them.
She looks all sweet, young, fragile and Audrey Hepburnish.
I agree w/Zach, I couldn’t have cared less for her, just one of that insipid has-been nondescript girl group, what where they known for, Mmmmbop? Oh, that was the nondescript boy group. Whatev.
But she has held herself above the rest with dignity and style, though many say she’s snobbish, stuffy, full of airs etc. She sets a far better example than Lilo, BritBrit, Jessica Simps et al in their messy sweats with their ta tas unpleasantly askew.
mmm, she may be getting ready for foot surgery.
(or trying to prevent it!)
if she had already had surgery on her feet, she wouldn’t be
using regular shoes yet.
she’d be in a ‘walking shoe’ for a couple of weeks.
(been there, done that. very painful)
She actually looks a little more sexier to me here with out the stilts.
She has manhand in this photo. And she is positively SKELETAL. Not trying to drink the Hatorade here, but….eew.