Clearly, This Is An Imposter

WHERE ARE VICTORIA’S HEELS?!?!?

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13 Responses to “Clearly, This Is An Imposter”


  1. 1 Zachary

    WOAH.

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  2. 2 Traci

    They’re in her Birkin bag.
    The one I’m coveting right now.

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  3. 3 Mockarena

    No doubt, Traci – that bag is GORGEOUS.

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  4. 4 SoCalMom

    Wow! VB in flats?! Maybe she had foot surgery? BTW…those shadows blend in with her tights and make her legs look huge.

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  5. 5 Larry

    She doesn’t need heels. With those legs and those shiny tights, or hose, or whatever you call ‘em, all eyes will be on her. Heels would be coals to Newcastle, gilding the lily, and a lot of other metaphors.

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  6. 6 Quite Contrary

    She actually looks less miserable.

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  7. 7 Leroy

    Is that a black purse with a blue dress? Surely this is just a matter of poor lighting…

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  8. 8 Zachary

    Honestly, though, she still looks really good. Despite the blue-and-black thing Leroy pointed out. ;)

    But Mockarena, you’ve really made me respect Victoria Beckham. Before I read The Mock Dock I could have cared less. Now, though, I actually really like her just because she realizes (unlike so many other celebrities) that she can’t go outside in sweatpants because somebody somewhere will take a picture. She always dresses nice, and that’s a good thing from a celebrity.

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  9. 9 Kathy

    Isn’t she wearing black tights and shoes? The black bag goes with them.

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  10. 10 Tatertot

    She looks all sweet, young, fragile and Audrey Hepburnish.

    I agree w/Zach, I couldn’t have cared less for her, just one of that insipid has-been nondescript girl group, what where they known for, Mmmmbop? Oh, that was the nondescript boy group. Whatev.

    But she has held herself above the rest with dignity and style, though many say she’s snobbish, stuffy, full of airs etc. She sets a far better example than Lilo, BritBrit, Jessica Simps et al in their messy sweats with their ta tas unpleasantly askew.

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  11. 11 el pato

    mmm, she may be getting ready for foot surgery.
    (or trying to prevent it!)
    if she had already had surgery on her feet, she wouldn’t be
    using regular shoes yet.
    she’d be in a ‘walking shoe’ for a couple of weeks.
    (been there, done that. very painful)

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  12. 12 Jordon

    She actually looks a little more sexier to me here with out the stilts.

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  13. 13 Bunny

    She has manhand in this photo. And she is positively SKELETAL. Not trying to drink the Hatorade here, but….eew.

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