Comments on: Clearly, This Is An Imposter

By: Bunny

Bunny — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:08:11 +0000

She has manhand in this photo. And she is positively SKELETAL. Not trying to drink the Hatorade here, but….eew.

By: Jordon

Jordon — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:32:07 +0000

She actually looks a little more sexier to me here with out the stilts.

By: el pato

el pato — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:07:15 +0000

mmm, she may be getting ready for foot surgery.
(or trying to prevent it!)
if she had already had surgery on her feet, she wouldn’t be
using regular shoes yet.
she’d be in a ‘walking shoe’ for a couple of weeks.
(been there, done that. very painful)

By: Tatertot

Tatertot — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:02:17 +0000

She looks all sweet, young, fragile and Audrey Hepburnish.

I agree w/Zach, I couldn’t have cared less for her, just one of that insipid has-been nondescript girl group, what where they known for, Mmmmbop? Oh, that was the nondescript boy group. Whatev.

But she has held herself above the rest with dignity and style, though many say she’s snobbish, stuffy, full of airs etc. She sets a far better example than Lilo, BritBrit, Jessica Simps et al in their messy sweats with their ta tas unpleasantly askew.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:34:32 +0000

Isn’t she wearing black tights and shoes? The black bag goes with them.

By: Zachary

Zachary — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:13:23 +0000

Honestly, though, she still looks really good. Despite the blue-and-black thing Leroy pointed out.

But Mockarena, you’ve really made me respect Victoria Beckham. Before I read The Mock Dock I could have cared less. Now, though, I actually really like her just because she realizes (unlike so many other celebrities) that she can’t go outside in sweatpants because somebody somewhere will take a picture. She always dresses nice, and that’s a good thing from a celebrity.

By: Leroy

Leroy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:37:53 +0000

Is that a black purse with a blue dress? Surely this is just a matter of poor lighting…

By: Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:24:32 +0000

She actually looks less miserable.

By: Larry

Larry — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:38:21 +0000

She doesn’t need heels. With those legs and those shiny tights, or hose, or whatever you call ‘em, all eyes will be on her. Heels would be coals to Newcastle, gilding the lily, and a lot of other metaphors.

By: SoCalMom

SoCalMom — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:59:32 +0000

Wow! VB in flats?! Maybe she had foot surgery? BTW…those shadows blend in with her tights and make her legs look huge.