An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video, and while I could almost understand someone making a video of themselves to see what they look like trying to dance, I do NOT understand actually POSTING said video for the world to see, particularly when it looks like THIS.
Eeew.
The is like, a classic ‘apple’ shape.
If this were my daughter and I caught her doing this… I might bitch slap her and tell her to quit being a skank.
Luckily my daughter is little still… So, I don’t have to worry about that. Yet.
Her parents must be so proud…
Since that closet is full of empty hangers her time might be better spent hanging up her clothes.
Is anyone else curious how her butt and boobs are so tiny, but her stomach protrudes the way it does? This was all I could focus on for some reason.
i think maybe she’s a ‘wannabe’ for the school dance team.
(is she pregnant?)
i had to stop at the 1:45 mark. the ‘booty shakin’ about made
me barf.
I’m with El Pato, I had to stop watching it. At first I kinda felt sorry for her then I realized that she needs to realize she’s not hot like she obviously thinks. Regardless of what her mom tells her. Try some clothes that fit.
I too, had to stop watching…that poor girl thinks that this is what boys want to see on the “dance floor” cause MTV and Hollywood have made looking like a skank cool…I hope that as she grows up she realizes that shaking your ass like a dog in heat is not attractive no matter what size you are…Oh and that move where she acts like shes smacking someones booty and humping it…isnt that a guy move…???think about it…what would a girl be doing in that position?????
WOW…I went back and finished it…I didnt even see the part where she humped the bed….
If she did that a couple hours a day for a few months, she would work off that weight and then it might be worth posting the video…..nah…
If she did that a couple of hours a day, she might find a dance partner.
I couldn’t quit focusing on her huge belly and the way her shirt kept creeping up and exposing the lower portion of it. I’m surprised she actually posted that on YouTube! Yuck. Her mother needs to have a nice chat with her before she does go out and become pregnant if this is what she thinks guys like.
She literally didn’t have a thing to wear! Maybe it was a clothing drive?
So wrong on so many levels.
I think it is a far more likely situation that her little brother somehow got ahold of that and posted it. Titled somewhere along the lines of “HAHAHAHAHAHA” or some such.
The only thing I could focus on was how dirty her room was. She could’ve at least closed her closet for the video. That way people would think she’s just a skank and not a slob too…
At first I was like “Meh” but when she whipped out that baseball hat I was like “Hell Yeah!”
(note: I am in no way serious)
Wow. Maybe it’s the “before” in her “HipHop WeightLoss Program”.?
I would feel bad for her if her confidence wasn’t so alarmingly high for how she looks. The fact that she made this video makes her mock-worthy. Yuck- so fat and out of shape for someone so young.
I give her mad props. Who says you have to be thin to have confidence? It’s obvious this is something she has practiced.
1. I couldn’t get past :48 seconds.
2. Why? What the hell is with the messy room? You’d think I was grossed out by the blubb shaking and the overall nastiness of her right? Nope. This website has shown me “thangs” I never knew existed ’til now. I’m jaded I guess.
3. She is the definition of “skank.”